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Wilf
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Wilf

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My parents are going to France on Monday and my uncle phoned up a few weeks ago asking for them to book him a place on the ferry to come back with them. He turned up here in England today to go back to France with them on Monday.

Couldn't make it up lol.

11-Mar-2015 22:23:52

Aja Wyndward

Aja Wyndward

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Markiv13 said :
these forums are being taken over by not-young ladies

Old. The word is old. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncient. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Now let me teach you young'uns a lesson. Might take a few posts...



A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans, and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

(continued)
Eeek!!
Can't a
girl
have some privacy??

12-Mar-2015 00:12:55

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