(Warning: Middle of the story! See previous post!)
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:
"Where's that dang monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with old farts... age and treachery will always overcome youth, skill and enthusiasm! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
-end-
Eeek!!
Can't a
girl
have some privacy??
12-Mar-2015 00:13:47
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Aja Wyndward
It is indeed. Very useful for eradicating common germs, bacteria, and the like. Quite a staple item in the arsenal of an Ancient Person in their attempts to outwit incursions from the Grim Reaper.
It has other beneficial side-effects; the smell alone is quite an effective whippersnapper deterrent.
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
12-Mar-2015 10:26:38
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FiFi LaFeles