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So Rinion, you wooed your almost-nearly-proper-girlfriend with a jar of dirt eh? How lucky can some women get
When Mister Weazle was courting me, I had to be satisfied with a putrifying juvenile field mouse stuffed into an old cigarette packet.
When Mister Weazle was courting me, I had to be satisfied with a putrifying juvenile field mouse stuffed into an old cigarette packet.
19-Oct-2013 21:11:37
Catweazle
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Well, Nerf, you really need to practice the dark art of "Creeping" in order to get your playing Runescape privileges back.
It will of course involve eating huge amounts of Humble Pie, apologising abjectly for whatever it is you did wrong, whilst at the same time putting on the face of a hard-done-by Angel (you should practice this in the mirror for a while first).
Needless tosay, you will have to ensure that you do not answer back to your parents for several weeks, that your room is so clean and tidy that open heart surgery could be performed in there, and that you actively volunteer for any chores that need doing - with an ingratiating smile on your face.
Your parents will, of course, know that this is not the real you and that you are merely grovelling and will, no doubt, take the opportunity to make you suffer for several weeks.
But it'll all be worth it when you are finally able to once again participate in this great and wonderful game that we all so love.
*Gasps and jumps out window*
Not worth it at all
can sneak the tablet loads every day just not as much as I'd like to be using it
.
Well, Nerf, you really need to practice the dark art of "Creeping" in order to get your playing Runescape privileges back.
It will of course involve eating huge amounts of Humble Pie, apologising abjectly for whatever it is you did wrong, whilst at the same time putting on the face of a hard-done-by Angel (you should practice this in the mirror for a while first).
Needless tosay, you will have to ensure that you do not answer back to your parents for several weeks, that your room is so clean and tidy that open heart surgery could be performed in there, and that you actively volunteer for any chores that need doing - with an ingratiating smile on your face.
Your parents will, of course, know that this is not the real you and that you are merely grovelling and will, no doubt, take the opportunity to make you suffer for several weeks.
But it'll all be worth it when you are finally able to once again participate in this great and wonderful game that we all so love.
*Gasps and jumps out window*
Not worth it at all
can sneak the tablet loads every day just not as much as I'd like to be using it
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19-Oct-2013 21:12:13
Catweazle
said
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So Rinion, you wooed your almost-nearly-proper-girlfriend with a jar of dirt eh? How lucky can some women get
When Mister Weazle was courting me, I had to be satisfied with a putrifying juvenile field mouse stuffed into an old cigarette packet.
Yes, back about a year ago, about a month after she and I started dating originally. Good times...
BEST. HUSBAND. EVER. I should write that down... Could come in handy sometime later...
So Rinion, you wooed your almost-nearly-proper-girlfriend with a jar of dirt eh? How lucky can some women get
When Mister Weazle was courting me, I had to be satisfied with a putrifying juvenile field mouse stuffed into an old cigarette packet.
Yes, back about a year ago, about a month after she and I started dating originally. Good times...
BEST. HUSBAND. EVER. I should write that down... Could come in handy sometime later...
19-Oct-2013 21:47:17
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