Dong U Dead
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Oh yeah, when I went to order the pot of tea, I slid myself off the seat not realising I was already on the edge, completely lost my balance, bag fell under the table, I almost hit the ground and donged me head on a pole, somehow my right arm saved me, I yelled out shit as all this was taking place and thankfully only a little girl noticed I believe (I looked around quickly after recovering myself).
Sorry, I know it's cruel, but that made me laugh. Banana-skin humour; it always makes me giggle when people get themselves in a pickle like that (not so funny when it's me making a bit of a tit of myself, of course).
^Does that mean he got married?? If so a big congrats CM Nick
It's okay to laugh, it will make a funny story. Anyway as I left I asked if they had a loo and they told me where, so I did my business after 4 drinks, plus water; as I was leaving, not the bathroom door, another door between the courtyard and the cafe, I went to open at the same time as someone pushed it open knocking the door into me, she apologized as she pushed the door open, as I walked through I thanked her, she must of let go the door came crashing into me, it was a heavy swing door that moved fast.
I think my experience in that cafe was karma telling me I shouldn't have spent money I didn't have
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!
27-Jan-2020 06:11:36
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Dong U Dead
Oh dear, maybe he can go on his own there next time with a friend? If there's a bus that goes there. And if he's old enough (can't remember how old they are now).
Or you could swim as well ... at least you'll avoid homicidal doors and dodgy custard pies
It would be interesting to know if the David Copperfield film is as good as the hype makes it to be.
Wasn`t a fan of Dickens at school to be honest, but maybe the film will be worth watching.
Anyone who sees/has seen it, please let us know
CM Nick
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Hahaha oh gosh, poor choice of words on my part.
Not married yet, but do have a new girlfriend and it's going very well
I'd hold off on the wedding gifts for now though
That's great. Hopefully she sticks around.
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White knighting"female" forum users is cringey
Always protect "certain community minded people" no matter what!