On the topic of morons:
> Call Violations Center for parking ticket
> "Hey, I have a question regarding an appeals form, I would like some clarification"
> "I need to pull up the file..."
> "I just need a question answered, I don't need to argue..."
> "What's your name?"
> "Listen madam, I just want a simple answer..."
> "Sir, are you tell us you was (yes, they said "Was'') wrong?"
> "Listen, listen listen listen listen listen, I just want a simple freaking answer to a simple freaking question and you're beating around the bush and not being of help."
> "Okay, what is your question?"
Only took 3 minutes of that shit going on to get my question answered.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the type of person out government hire- complete fucking idiots and they wonder why everything is going to shit.
"Revenge...is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."- Jeremy Taylor
30-Aug-2017 16:08:54