Deltaslug
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Ancient Avianese Confluence
Before the flocks of Abbinah were united, they would settle their differences in a neutral island. Or at least to look like they were avoiding the pretense of war.
But the island has song since been ignored. Or at least the avianese tried to forget it due to their rather shameful ancient "negotiation" methods.
The island is dotted with numerous statues to great leaders, champions and diplomats of tge many flocks. Arrayed in a circle around the dais that you might now see in clam citadels.
However, the ancient avianese would negotiate in a rather fowl manner.
For you see, they are birds. And these are statues.
The flocks would caw, squawk, and shrill with the occasional ... You know ... While trying to mix in attempts at diplomacy. Whether it be mineral rights, flock migration passage, and even the occasional political marriage.
Ages of these negotiations, and the millennia that followed with island being unscrubbed has created a fowl stench that would scare off an aberrant specter at 5km.
But the ages have also provided a kindness. For you see, these ancient droppings produced a powerful secondary, that when refined, could help to not only calm the shapeshifters. But might even lead to a permanent cure to their addiction
But alas, the issue: while the island can be transported ... No one can stand the smell.
Phase 1: collect the calcified guano
Phase 2: process it
Phase 3: finish cleaning the statues
Phase 4: potpourri ... Lots and lots of potpourri and incense
Yeah... no... I'm not going to use "the island of excrement" and no that's not how the ancient aviansie resolved their differences. They just murdered one another like civilised people.
= Raven =
Ancient Avianese Confluence
Before the flocks of Abbinah were united, they would settle their differences in a neutral island. Or at least to look like they were avoiding the pretense of war.
But the island has song since been ignored. Or at least the avianese tried to forget it due to their rather shameful ancient "negotiation" methods.
The island is dotted with numerous statues to great leaders, champions and diplomats of tge many flocks. Arrayed in a circle around the dais that you might now see in clam citadels.
However, the ancient avianese would negotiate in a rather fowl manner.
For you see, they are birds. And these are statues.
The flocks would caw, squawk, and shrill with the occasional ... You know ... While trying to mix in attempts at diplomacy. Whether it be mineral rights, flock migration passage, and even the occasional political marriage.
Ages of these negotiations, and the millennia that followed with island being unscrubbed has created a fowl stench that would scare off an aberrant specter at 5km.
But the ages have also provided a kindness. For you see, these ancient droppings produced a powerful secondary, that when refined, could help to not only calm the shapeshifters. But might even lead to a permanent cure to their addiction
But alas, the issue: while the island can be transported ... No one can stand the smell.
Phase 1: collect the calcified guano
Phase 2: process it
Phase 3: finish cleaning the statues
Phase 4: potpourri ... Lots and lots of potpourri and incense
Yeah... no... I'm not going to use "the island of excrement" and no that's not how the ancient aviansie resolved their differences. They just murdered one another like civilised people.
= Raven =
19-Jan-2018 09:18:27