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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Happy Friday 'Scapers! :)

I am planning to post a Halloween-themed RS song for the spooky season, as has become traditional. I just added a new song to RuneScapian Rhapsody, though this is not that song.

Instead, I have added an F2P anthem to Trewavas's thread of RS songs.

Are you a free player who is feeling left out of this year's members-only Halloween event? Are you annoyed when Jagex keeps transforming large chunks of the free world into membership adverts? Do you just want to be left alone to play the game the way you want to play it, without FOMO and MTX shoved in your face?

This song is for you, my F2P brothers and sisters. Sing it loud. Sing it proud.

With apologies to Joan Jett, I now present: Lack Of Subscription Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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27-Oct-2023 06:05:32

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Lack Of Subscription
(sung to the tune of Bad Reputation by Joan Jett)

I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
You're living in the past, it's a new generation
Free play can do what we want to do
And that's what I'm gonna do

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

And I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
Never said I wanted to improve my station
And I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun
And I don't have to please no one

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
Never been afraid of any deviation
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange
I ain't gonna change

And I'm never gonna care 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Pixel girls!

[guitar solo]

And I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
The game's in trouble, there's no communication
And everyone can say what they wanna say
It never gets better, anyway

So why should I care about a lack of subscription anyway?
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
You're living in the past, it's a new generation
And I only feel good about free-to-play
And that's how I'm gonna stay

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Not me (No no no no no no me me me me)
Not me! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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27-Oct-2023 06:07:25

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Happy Halloween, 'Scapers! :)

No tricks, just a treat. As promised, my traditional RS Halloween-themed song for this year.

Imagine if there was a quick-response team that could eliminate bots as soon as they began their botting activities. You report a bot and BOOM! A team member appears in-game and blasts the bot to smithereens.

Who you gonna call? Botbusters!

Apologies to Ray Parker, Jr.

Archived in RuneScapian Rhapsody, along with my previous Halloween treats, including the Michael Jackson parody "Skiller".

Edit: Bloody smilies! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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31-Oct-2023 09:54:33 - Last edited on 31-Oct-2023 10:00:26 by Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

Posts: 10,616 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Botbusters
(sung to the tune of Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr.)

(Botbusters!)
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

If it's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
I ain't 'fraid of no bot

If you're seeing things
Running through your game
Who can you call?
(Botbusters!)

Some unspeakable names
And they look the same
Oh, who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no bot

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Ooh, I hear it likes GP
I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Mmm, if you've seen a lot of a
Freaky bot, baby
You better call
(Botbusters!)
Ow!

[instrumental]

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no bot

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Botbusters!)
When it comes for your ore
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Botbusters!)
Oh!

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Uh, think you better call
(Botbusters!)
Ha-ha, who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Louder!
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Who can you call?
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Uh, it likes XP too
(Botbusters!) Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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31-Oct-2023 09:56:56

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