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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Scouse said :
KristenThyss said :
Scouse said :
KristenThyss said :
Vampires? Oh yeah. Well there used to be some. Not anymore.

No that doesn't sound odd. Not to me.

What's the ETA on these wenches?


Coming to a room by you soon!


There is no sign of them yet.

I'm sure they haven't entered through the cellar. My pet down there would've found them and I would've heard the screams.

They may have gotten lost.


They asked me if you can pay for their taxi??


There were four taxis involved, since they all wouldn't fit in one.

I paid two of the drivers to bring the ladies to my friend Gareth. He's a very religious guy. Maybe he can save them.

I sent the other two groups of ladies to Trewavas. Those ladies seemed quite excited to learn how to spot penguins. I think that's what I heard them say. I hope he won't mind.

Oh, I'd better run. Kristen has come back inside, and she appears to be displeased. Something about not being able to get a Slayer Task? I should wait until she's...recovered...before I ask for more information.

I'm pretty sure she can tell me what's down in the basement, too. I have a feeling that will be an interesting conversation.
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06-Mar-2021 03:15:00

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Scouse said :
Aslon Dak said :
I know it's late, but does anyone have room for a lodger? I'll bring my own bedding.

Mayhem is about to happen here, I suspect. I am told not to worry about any loud screams I might hear. Also, something rather angry and hungry sounding has appeared in the basement.

After the week I have had, I could really use a good night's sleep. Thanks.



The ladies have appeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They did, and now they are on their way to their new forever homes. :)

Gareth and Trewavas will sure be surprised!

Hehe.
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06-Mar-2021 03:22:10

KristenThyss

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Grrrr....

I spoke to Jacquelyn about a new Slayer task. She offered 27 bats or 20 rats.

I took the bat assignment.

Those wenches are lucky Aslon sent them away.

Nobody here mentioned a word about Liverpool, Scouse. You should be safe.

Unless these are homing wenches. Then you might have a problem.
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06-Mar-2021 03:54:59

KristenThyss

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Aslon Dak said :

Oh, I'd better run. Kristen has come back inside, and she appears to be displeased. Something about not being able to get a Slayer Task? I should wait until she's...recovered...before I ask for more information.


I wanted wenches. I got bats. :P

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I'm pretty sure she can tell me what's down in the basement, too. I have a feeling that will be an interesting conversation.


Maaaybe.

Don't worry about it. Everything is fine. Trust me. ^_^ <3

On a completely unrelated topic, does anyone know if demons enjoy the delicious taste of Ramen noodles? The RS Wiki has no available information on this.

Just curious. Kthxbai! :D
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06-Mar-2021 04:13:22

KristenThyss

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Scouse said :
A mate just got a slay task from Kuradel..........

74 Scouse ladies or one Scouse boss guy...........

I'm in hiding now in fear of Mr Dak bursting through my front door screaming............




"Where the
fuck
is he, boss my arse!!!!!!!


Hahaha! Do not worry about that, Scouse! I believe Aslon is getting ready to work on the yak track thing. He's just attacking trees.

Besides, everybody knows the females of the species are deadlier! *grins*

If those ladies come back to bother you again, Mr. Scouse, you send 'em my way. I'll sort 'em for ya!

This was fun. Happy Saturday to you!
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06-Mar-2021 04:28:14

Scouse
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Scouse

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For the first time since valentines day i feel free!!!!!

Ohwait..now i feel lonely, never felt so alone in my life, never mind, one was so ugly even the postie would not take her..............

Brb, just swiggin this bottle of whiskey off....

I'm in love, cya in six months or so.

Much love

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06-Mar-2021 04:41:34

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