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Same Song and Dance A.K.A. The Forum Troll
(music as preformed by Eminem)

Yo, same song and dance
Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the forums
Same song and dance, somethin' about it, man
Same song and dance, 'In The Pale Moonlight'

I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kind of tookin' back by
the whole ranter thing, aren't ya?
Probably thinkin' you'll get trolled so dang hard ya
won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?

Couple mute charges, people think you're a monster
The mods constantly buggin' ya non-stop
I post up on ya, well, "Hello newb ya,
I think ya got your report button inside your thread stuck"

You outta food, where you stuck at?
I would hate for you to be stranded with your party hat
I got your back, why don't you put your valuables in my pack
And follow me back, I'm not askin', it's a trap

You just got jacked and items snatched and it's a wrap
In broad day with no mask for this attack
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take Jagex mods to get you back

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl, report my ass, you ain't never gonna break my laugh
My will's just too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You senseless little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

12-Dec-2012 13:51:41 - Last edited on 12-Dec-2012 13:52:43 by [#21LEJ8QZ9]

[#21LEJ8QZ9]

[#21LEJ8QZ9]

Posts: 11,821 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
The first victim I had, she was a newb one
Big YouTube star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the high levels always picked on
In and out of forums, every four to six months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Jagex responded to her threads once
What an event it was, I was sittin' in front
I was hooked in it, the first glimpse of them puns

Seen her in rants, now here's where I come in, s0n
Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Hello newb, you're threads a little thin, hun
How 'bout I pad it with some spam hun?

But startin' off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little forum fun
Come with me to General, let me relieve your tension

You little newb ya, trolling wasn't my intention
If I wanted to troll you it would've already been done
Slowly she posts back and I begin to lynch her
With sixty six alts and ascii pictures

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl, report my ass, you ain't never gonna break my laugh
My will's just too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You senseless little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

12-Dec-2012 13:51:56 - Last edited on 12-Dec-2012 13:53:47 by [#21LEJ8QZ9]

[#21LEJ8QZ9]

[#21LEJ8QZ9]

Posts: 11,821 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Highscores, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene
And seen that the world was hers

She twirls and turns and flirts d skirts so bad, it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first
I lashed out through my posts but what was really goin' on
Was that I had developed a crush
I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I write up one of my trolls and post it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of mudkiperz?
Pictures of Mod MMG with an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up to her thread on my alts and just
Start posting and trolling and be like, "Hello, my love
I just picked your prescription for some hell up"

Now would you like to share a thought or two with me?
I'll share my copypasta with you 'cause I'm feelin' you hunny
I'll trade you an insult for a compliment
Ever since I've been a foruming delinquent

I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh girl, you senseless little gal
You bump that thread any longer it'll get sentimental value
Come on, toots, give me the report alleyoop
I'll slam dunk on your thread 'til you puke

And just as soon you faceplant on your keyboard too
I'm 'bout to make an example out of you
An example? Damn, I'll make a newb out of you
Shoot, now show me how you report, baby, do how ya do

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl, report my ass, you ain't never gonna break my laugh
My will's just too strong for you

I said, yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You senseless little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

Same kickin' and screamin', same cryin' and sobbin'
Same song and dance
Same reportin' and pleadin', same yellin' and leavin'
Same song and dance



Yeah, same song and dance

12-Dec-2012 13:52:11 - Last edited on 12-Dec-2012 14:02:18 by [#21LEJ8QZ9]

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