Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Adulthood is like a visit to the vet. We're the dog excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going. 29-Oct-2014 10:30:28
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you. 30-Oct-2014 09:58:20
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile When I see ads on *V with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on. 31-Oct-2014 10:17:26
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute. 01-Nov-2014 09:25:55
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Judging by the size of the chicken fingers I ate last night, the chicken was somewhere between 7' to 10' tall. 02-Nov-2014 11:07:05
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Friends will listen and let you vent. Best friends will walk along side of you giggling 'someone's going to get it'. 03-Nov-2014 11:39:45
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I fainted at the doctor's office last week. It happened when they called my name within 5 minutes of my appointment. 04-Nov-2014 11:46:39
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile All my pws are protected by amnesia. 05-Nov-2014 09:18:07 - Last edited on 05-Nov-2014 09:18:50 by AriannaD
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I'm leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then. 06-Nov-2014 11:07:25
Mata Ari Posts: 47 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile The cleanest dog will roll on the dirtiest thing- it's science. 07-Nov-2014 09:24:21