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2011

AriannaD

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Today is St. Patrick's Day. Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day.

17-Mar-2016 10:56:30

Mata Ari

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Never go to bed angry...stay up and plot your revenge.

18-Mar-2016 09:29:07

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Some days we're just not made to wake up.

19-Mar-2016 10:23:37

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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My husband told me that a man is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, I locked him in the cellar.

20-Mar-2016 10:13:53

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Thought of the day: Women are Angels And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick. We are flexible.

21-Mar-2016 09:45:38

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

22-Mar-2016 10:38:48

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Today's forecast: Sleepy in the morning with a 100% chance of a yawn. Waking up around lunchtime with possible bright spells. Prolonged periods of sleep after dark.

23-Mar-2016 10:32:12

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee is when you’re driving and need to sneeze.

24-Mar-2016 10:22:40

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2011

AriannaD

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My husband took me on a date recently and we went horseback riding. It was fun until we ran out of quarters.

25-Mar-2016 11:09:15

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2011

AriannaD

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If you are feeling sad, imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a marshmallow holds your hand.

26-Mar-2016 09:26:40

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