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2011

AriannaD

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Hiya Max.

Do you know the best way to get rid of kitchen odors? Dine out.

23-Nov-2013 09:48:14

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2011

AriannaD

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

24-Nov-2013 10:45:11

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2011

AriannaD

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

25-Nov-2013 10:17:39

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2011

AriannaD

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got vodka in the steam iron.

26-Nov-2013 09:49:03

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2011

AriannaD

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

27-Nov-2013 10:07:44

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2011

AriannaD

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Tranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

28-Nov-2013 09:45:47

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2011

AriannaD

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My mother felt cold so I wore the sweater.

29-Nov-2013 10:06:22

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2011

AriannaD

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I always mean what I say...I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

30-Nov-2013 09:47:45

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2011

AriannaD

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Depresso: When you've run out of coffee.

01-Dec-2013 10:53:24

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2011

AriannaD

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Don't be so smug, young people. One day you too will wake up and not recognize anyone on the cover of People magazine.

02-Dec-2013 09:56:46

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