Dear Santa, when you arrive on Christmas Eve, could you please throw a quick load in the washer, vacuum a couple of floors and wash your cookie dish? Thank you.
If you see a fat man…
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!!!