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Mar

2011

AriannaD

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So when someone ask you 'Where is your Christmas Spirit?' is it so wrong to point out your liquor cabinet?

11-Dec-2016 12:46:08

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Dear Santa, This year I'd like a fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix up the two like you did last year.

12-Dec-2016 11:33:43

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

13-Dec-2016 09:58:44

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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A song told me to Deck the Halls...so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy.

14-Dec-2016 12:49:04

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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What do you call a naughty child who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

15-Dec-2016 11:30:12

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A pack of batteries with a note saying 'toy not included'.

16-Dec-2016 11:16:33

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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The 3 stages of man
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. He is Santa Claus.

17-Dec-2016 11:33:33

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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My letter to Santa starts off a little like this...'Dear Santa, I can explain...'.

18-Dec-2016 12:09:41

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!

19-Dec-2016 10:10:06

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2011

AriannaD

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I stole Santa's naughty list and am now taking bribes if you want your name removed.

20-Dec-2016 10:55:42

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