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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Well shiver my timbers! I never knew there actually was a HMS Fifi :O
Clever Freddie.

But what an ignominious end for such a valiant little ship; they could at least have melted her down and made souvenir paperweights out of her. I think we should erect a statue in the Clan citadel to honour her achievements.
Le Chat Guerrier

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14-May-2020 09:32:47

Corugi

Corugi

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"Fifi spent her last days as a government steamer, carrying passengers across the lake, until being scuttled as unseaworthy."

Yes.

Anyway. Imgur seems to have run out of pictures of BIG BEAUTIFUL BRITISH BATTLESHIPS, so here is a picture of Simon the Cat. A cat. Generally I have low opinion of cats. But this cat was on board the HMS Amethyst. Which wasn't a battleship.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

15-May-2020 02:15:02

FiFi LaFeles

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Not that bit, fool. The bit about aiding the Allied war effort. Of course I realise that you're jealous about my fame and that you have none, poor thing that you are.

But I am a kind person and will alleviate your wretched existence by procuring for you a companion cat. Our local farm has several surplus feral Toms; somewhat vicious in nature and usually missing and eye or an ear but I'm sure you'll quickly bond when it gets up to cute l'il tricks, like urinating on your pillow or savaging your neighbour's children.

We could semi-adopt it as a Clan Mascot.
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15-May-2020 09:42:33

Corugi

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If this is some underhanded attempt to get me to post pictures of cute little kitties you are mistaken. Simon the Cat was the exception. In fact I have declared Simon the Cat to be an honorary dog.

Lets see...what else is unseaworthy? TUBS! Tubs are unseaworthy. Right then.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

15-May-2020 17:04:16

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Aha! Proof positive that battleships and cats go puss in boots. Clearly, 'Rugi was actually posting pictures of cats - which could probably be seen aboard each of his ship images if one were using an electron microscope. He's obviously a closet cat fancier.

As for tubs .... EWWWWW. Sitting for prolonged periods in hot water with people one don't know very well (if at all) whilst their skin flakes and bacteria swirl around you like a fetid soup. Not to mention any other bodily particles which are dislodged by the heat and bubbles. Almost as revolting as public swimming baths.
Le Chat Guerrier

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16-May-2020 09:23:06

Corugi

Corugi

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I would presume then that you would consider bottling and then drinking said hot tub water to be in very poor taste.

*crosses Fifi's name off marketing list of "Eau de Corugi"*

Wait, did I say in "very poor taste"? Why yes. Yes I did.

*adds Fifi's name again*

Look, as a valued customer I dont mind sharing pics of my hot tub water with you. Just so you know you are getting real quality.


Don't mind the electrodes dangling in the water. I only use those if I am having guests over for a dip. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

16-May-2020 23:34:08 - Last edited on 16-May-2020 23:35:01 by Corugi

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