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Cucco Chaser
Dec Member 2008

Cucco Chaser

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Incoming for Weekly RA.........


Ahoy there fellow Kovians! I, the dashing, handsomely beautiful brilliant fashionscaping diva and Recruitment Ladyman of the Kingdom of Varrock, Rnoy Samuele Neverwinter, bring you the first ever
drum roll ....
RNOY ADDRESS!


So first things first.... the big hot news of the week!

Pirate Parade!


For the past week, more and more sitings have been reported. These scandalous; however, very sexy, garbed men and women, have been running amok, more and more in numbers as the days go past. It is even said that the piratey hoards have been a tad on the dead side. Though these undead bandits seem very harmless, as do their living counterparts, please do be aware that some may be harbering canons! All canons can be donated to the Kingdom of Varrock, for the private use of our Supreme Overlord and King, Lali. Surely canonball prices will go up in no time! More on this story as it developes.


Monkey Madness!


It seems gorillas have found their way out of the jungles, and into the hoity toity city limits. Not only that! These ones wear armour! That's all the world of Gielinor needs.... Some big armoured ape on top of the castle, clinging onto our Queen Sora, whilst our gnomecopter buddies try to strike him down..... Actually... I'd like to see that ... Sounds familiar for some reason....


Protean Does the Body Good!


Who doesn't like a little protean in their diet? Now, you can have just a little more to add to the plate! Protean cogs! These thingymajigs are great for those who don't want to putz around with the worries of invention! I stress, though, results may vary depending upon level!
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."

29-Jan-2017 22:47:04 - Last edited on 29-Jan-2017 23:20:27 by Cucco Chaser

Cucco Chaser
Dec Member 2008

Cucco Chaser

Posts: 2,761 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Now! Onto the weather!

Weather Weather, Wherefor Art Thou, Weather?


So.... How do the plants of the wild stay so healthy? Or our water sources never run dry? Gielinor seems to be lacking something a great portion of it's biomes... Weather. Is it brewing? I don't know.. I can't look up at the sky for some reason... Whatever is preventing weather from being a widespread ordeal, I'd really like it to stop... I want to get to use my umbrella at some point for something other than blocking out the sun.


SPORTS!

When the Game Stands Short


Gnomeball.... Yup that's about it.


The Funny Pages...

KoV and Fashion


^ L O L KOV + FASHION! PUH-LEEEEEEZE!


A word from our sponsors........

Dragon Knights, Architects, Guards, OH MY!


So here in the Kingdom of Varrock, where have something called a subclan system. Best way I can explain this to anyone curious enough to ask is... Think of the system like you would clubs within a highschool. They're still part of the school, just there for extracurricular activities for those who are interested in what said clubs would have to offer. You do not have to join the clubs, only if they resonate with you and what you find appealing. You can, though, take part in the activities even if you're not a part of these groups, the members surely won't mind.


Now the subclans are as follows:
Dragon Knights; these are the bossing/pvm subclan. You like to kill stuff, gain mad loots, and do it with a friendly group of folks, that's where it be.
Architects; the skilling subclan, who do the citadel work aswell ((all members can however cap, Architects are mandatory to do so)).
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."

29-Jan-2017 22:47:15 - Last edited on 29-Jan-2017 23:52:20 by Cucco Chaser

Cucco Chaser
Dec Member 2008

Cucco Chaser

Posts: 2,761 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
And finally..
The Varrock Guard; this is our roleplay subclan, sworn to protect King/Queen and country.


Each of these subclans give life to our glorious Kingdom. Each play their part, just as each member does, whether they call one of the subclans home, or not. Just remember, the Kingdom is not about the royalty or nobility that reign over it. It is about the day to day work of the civilians who support it. They are the heart and soul of this fine Kingdom, and without them, there is no Kingdom.


Great Thanks!


Thank you to all who continued to read through my babblings. I greatly appreciate you staying tuned, and hope you will continue to do so as I ramble on from time to time. Stay tuned for the next Rnoy Address!
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."

29-Jan-2017 22:47:28 - Last edited on 29-Jan-2017 23:49:56 by Cucco Chaser

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