Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ryanc360 and I will be your captain this evening. On behalf of the entire crew, welcome aboard the Clan Leader Forums, non-stop service from "WTF Land" to "Crazy Town" then continuing onto "The Loony Bin".
At this time, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position. Also make sure your seat belt is correctly fastened. Also, we advise you that as of this moment, any electronic equipment must be turned off. We also ask that you keep your arms, legs, and other bodily extremities inside the forum at all times.
Now we request your full attention as flight attendant J4ron demonstrates the safety features of this forum.
When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience turbulence.
There are several sticky threads on this forum. Please take a few moments now to read these threads. In some cases, contribute your honest and respectful opinion.
Oxygen and the air pressure are always being monitored. In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you. To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth, secure the elastic band behind your head, and take a deep breath. This is to help calm you and ensure you do not feed the trolls, as that can cause undesired effects.
In the event of an emergency, please assume the bracing position. Place your feet firmly on the floor, place your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.
We would like to remind you this is a nonsmoking forum, and if you have any questions feel free to ask. We hope your enjoy your stay =]
25-Apr-2014 17:16:50
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Ryanc360