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Soldiers burst into Shrek's swamp.

Shrek: What do you want humans? Do you not know this is mah SWAMP!


Soldier 1: We know Lord and Saviour Shrek, but this is important.

Shrek: What is it!?


Soldier 2: You know Peru?, the country that committed the terrorist act of burning our sacred symbol and currency the onion against us quite a few years ago.

Shrek: Yes, whatever happened about that I assume we won the invasion?

Soldier 1: Not quite sir, you see as you said we tried to invade but a past troll/
current troll of many countries, Le ninja bro likes to **** people off. And since we are just a young country I guess he thought he could just pick on us because we can't fight back. While anyone else doesn't have to put up with his ****, pardon my french my Lord.

Shrek: You are pardoned but why isn't this all ogre and done with? And how could he not take into consideration that onions have layers and ogres have layers meaning Peru sending us a burnt onion is both a sign of disrespect and an act of War not to mention onions are sacred in our country as it is our currency.


Soldier 2: Yes but as of his last message I believe he replied ignorantly with “I read it, I chose not to respond.”

Soldier 1: We believe he is trying another tactic to annoy us yet again. He doesn’t even have common citrusy to reply to our messages and when we point it out he chooses not to respond. What scum!

Pfft Soldier 1 spits on the floor.

Shrek: Hold your tongue soldier haven’t you heard the expression the walls have ears, plus we have walls made of rotting timber since we are in my swamp. That reminds me why the devils uranium mine, are you here in the first place?


Soldier 2: Well Lord, we have received news that Peru want to make a new start with us and a peace offering is set to be sent right here by next year.

Shrek: Okay just know that this is not shrektastic at all!


☜END

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Director Pierres returns to the Atlantis Secret Service ship after the discussion regarding the treaty. He contacts the Prime Minister, and explains its terms.

"Have the others agreed yet?" the PM asks.

"They appear to be in support of it. The sole problem I see is Article One, it will prevent further strikes against the Magistrate and their allies in Atlantis," Director Pierres says.

"Don't worry about it, we've had dozens of strikes and no media has found out. You'll be able to operate internally as you need to," the PM says.

"Thank you, we'll go sign the treaty then," Pierres says, hanging up the call.

end HFPE

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Atlantis has accepted the New Bautino Treaty.

02-May-2014 21:18:41

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Belozay has rejected the treaty. It is an extra, unnecessary layer of bureaucracy that serves only to muck up the situation further. If there is an attack that threatens our interests, we will defend. If there is not, we will remain idle. The treaty is just an over complication of these same values.

The issue at hand is not if we should do something, its what we should do about it. At least Fajners trying, though.

02-May-2014 21:30:57

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Arrentine will review the treaty, as the country is mainly weary of new conflicts after a devastating war that nearly destroyed the state. Arrentine how is pledging to maintain security interests in the Milky Way Galaxy and will pledge to assist Union of Communist Nation members should they fall under attacks.

Arrentine will release the first batch of 150 Ventor Class Star Destroyers to its space force, and will replace older ships. Certain Ventor class ships will have various upgrades that will make them larger and stronger to have flagship classifications.

03-May-2014 09:31:27

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So Locstar calls me a troll, while he's running a nation lead by Shrek who goes to war with a country over a burnt onion? Are we still allowed to send troll nations into a black hole?

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We would like to inform the Rapture that if they can find a valid, logical reason to invade Peru, we will remove our peacekeeping force.

In other news, the Ophir Trade Company has begun mass production of Kidros. A thousand Kidros will be produced a month until further notice.

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Atlantis has stated intentions to withdraw from the New Bautino treaty in three years, unless another party signs it.

03-May-2014 14:14:01 - Last edited on 04-May-2014 21:15:41 by SeanRS2k

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Marvin woke up with a pounding headache. Opening his eyes, he found himself on a bunk in a small room. He laid there for a few seconds, wondering how he got there, before the memories flooded in. Goddamit, I've got to get out of here before we reach Atlantis. He sprung out of the bed, and immediately regretted it as a bout of dizziness and pain forced him to his knees. He sat down and leaned against a crate, waiting for the headache to subside. Once he no longer felt like throwing up his breakfast, he cautiously got to his feet and looked around him. The room looked fairly mundane - a barren cube containing only a bed and several empty crates.

He pulled his computer out of his pocket - evidently the wardens had been either careless or negligent in searching him. There was no TubeNetWeb access - he hadn't expected there to be - but thankfully, several years ago he had compiled a database of every ship the Blue Council used, as well as a few others, just to be safe.

Pulling up the entry for the YT 2400's floor plans, Marvin searched for bedrooms. There were six, five of which either followed the curvature of the back of the ship or the slant of the front. This left only one room he could be in - a small chamber that opened up into the primary living space.

It was likely that the wardens would be waiting outside the door, but it was the only way out - he could hear the whine of the hyperdrive, and opening a way to the Nevernever or creating a communication circle was impossible in hyperwarp. He sighed and faced the door, taking several deep breaths. His staff was missing, but he would just have to do without it.

" Solvos! Ventas servitas! "

He felt the ward on the door shatter as the first spell hit it, and the second spell slammed it open. Outside, one of the wardens - the waterbender - stood guard. Reacting immediately, he produced a wave of icicles, sharpened to a point, and hurled them at Marvin.

04-May-2014 20:45:26

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" Ubrium! "

The icicles exploded, just centimetres away from Marvin's face, into a thick fog that filled the bedroom and the chamber outside. He heard the sound of running boots; " Sectumsempra! "

He threw himself onto the ground and heard a screeching sound as part of the bulkhead above him was cleaved apart. Goddamit, they're actually trying to kill me. He sprung into a crouching position, " Fuego! Fuego! Pyrofuego! "

Lances of orange and blue flame shot out of his hands, tunneling through the fog. The waterbender had put up a rudimentary shield of ice, but the fire smashed through it, throwing him against the wall. The conjurer had fared slightly better, but the spell had staggered him. Marvin jumped to his feet, " Vento servitas! "

The conjurer's wand was blown out of his hand, and his head smashed into the floor. Marvin crouched down again and placed a hand on each of the wardens. " Dorme. " They fell into unconsciousness.

He stood up again and looked around. There had been three wardens on the ship, and the ruckus would've been heard everywhere on this small of a freighter. A feeling of uneasiness crossed him, but he swept it aside, and continued planning his escape. The YT 2400 has two escape pods - one behind the bridge and one in the rear disk. The bridge was closer, and Marvin began quietly moving down the hallway, ears open.

04-May-2014 21:29:33

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OOG: So, you're basically Harry Potter. That's pretty cool. When's this ship scheduled to arrive in Atlantis?

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HFPE

Lieutenant James Morgan boards the A.S. Victory, which is scheduled for a patrol around the Atlantis Space Territories. He tosses his two bags into a contained, and steps into a room to be sterilized.

His bags are taken to his room, while he goes to the security department. They handle all threats posed to the ship during their trip.

Two hours later, when everybody's arrived on board, the ship pushes away from Ophir to begin its patrol.

end HFPE

04-May-2014 21:46:48 - Last edited on 04-May-2014 21:56:01 by SeanRS2k

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OOG: Yes and no - the Blue Council consists of seven different types of wizards: four benders, conjurers (Harry Potter style, that one warden is this), warlocks (Harry Dresden style, Marvin is this), and ones that I don't have a name for yet (suggestions accepted) that is Star Wars style.

The ship will arrive in Atlantis in two to three posts. I don't actually know what they'll do once there, probably covert terroristy things. They can integrate into the Magisterium plot.

05-May-2014 00:48:08

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