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[continuation...]

In response to the multiple alien threat concerns -- completely understandable. We'd be terrified if you'd be the ones to discover us...

Bodily fluid samples have been from every of the 853 colonists have been sent to both the TGE and Atlantis. Consider Tanicia already permitted, as well as any other nations having permissions should they have requested or request.

The colonists are only sent in with a bill of good health and they are kept that way inside the incredi-pack colony ships, so consider these samples all healthy. There have been no signs of intoxication or threats biologically from any potential exposures. While our biological composition is different, the threat is equally low to that of a native Human.

Welcome to DOJ News, shining a star of en light enment for us all. Heh.

The colonists on planet Earth have reported some intriguing data. There appears to be reports of at least six countries separating their people, with evidently similar culture however. They are all peaceful -- However the first colony in Dallol was considered in invasion to a country, Atlantis, and refuge was taken in a desert offered by a more diplomatic nation, leaving us bound inside the ships with "air conditioning" technology, to generate heat through electricity and circulate the it back into the air. Hostilities with the offended nation have been avoided, and the other nations are believed to be protective to our existence.

Government projects in Jellyjub remain steady so far, however rumors are that the colony may take a more significant impact. Its considered that these alien connections could be life or death for us, and we aren't treating this as important as it is. Council Master Itblobboy has deemed that its been taken far more importantly than believed.

Project ENEP - 23 years.
Project Black Hole - 46 years.
Project Gullibility Removing - 16 years.

That's DOJ News today, setting up camp in your minds and hearts until next time. :)

03-Feb-2014 22:49:21 - Last edited on 03-Feb-2014 23:16:26 by Itblobboy

SeanRS2k
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The Centre for Disease Control thanks the colonists for their samples and have begun research on them. All sanctions against others nations have been lifted.

After investigating the samples, the CDC has confirmed that the colonists pose no threat to human life. They believe that one official previously infected caused the outbreak at the site.

We apologize for the inconveniences we have caused.

03-Feb-2014 23:28:49

Shing
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Belozanese researchers have proposed a link between prolonged exposure to anti-matter weapons and a little known illness known unofficially as "Atlanti Madness." Further tests are required.

04-Feb-2014 02:23:57

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The Atlantis Forces have stated that no antimatter weapons were in close proximity to the government officials, and the CDC states that the disease is not connected to any known antimatter related diseases.

In other news, a planet has gone missing in the far reaches of space. Some blame Atlantis.

04-Feb-2014 02:51:29

Sithlord Man

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Arrentine is extremely disappointed with Atlantis' sanctions against Arrentine, even though they have been lifted. No economic loss was done due to the sanctions due to the sprawling economy, but displeasure with Atlantis is near an all time high.

The Peoples Republic of Arrentine is still waiting on a response from the new colonist
(Itblobboy, please see my post on page 33, I can likely help you with finding a permanent claim in Africa).


Arrentinians on Arrentine Major have developed their new bending styles. After a culminations in large scale archeology projects, the ancient styles have been rediscovered amongst citizens.

Arrentine Is updated the following projects also....

Project NOPE - Active Denial system is being downgraded from the horrors it had. Scientist had psychological issues along with a massive increase in suicides. The system will be re-purposed.

Space Fleet Development - Here is the total amount of ships built around the new Dag'Ron Tek Shipyards:
Armas BC - 45 new cruisers
Krandoran Cruisers - 215 new cruisers
Gemini Cruisers - 400 new cruisers
Orionis Flagships - 6 completed, 8 underconstruction
A-1 Frigate (A basic frigate/escort ship) - 800 new frigates

The Constellation Series - a set of projects designed to advance Arrentinian science and technology for a better time.
Project Sagittarius - HFPE Black hole research. Project designed to research effects of black holes in the galactic core of the Milky Way, classified research stations to be built END.
Project Gemini - R&D
Project Aquarius - R&D
Project Centaurus - Development and theories, 20 years, descriptions found in an earlier post.
Project Ursa Major - Development, 20 years, descriptions found in an earlier post.
Project Andromeda - R&D
Project Orion - Development of new colonies in the Orion Nebula for enhanced security interests.

04-Feb-2014 05:53:44 - Last edited on 04-Feb-2014 06:07:49 by Sithlord Man

SeanRS2k
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Sith, do you plan on doing a torch run for your Olympics?

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< < < The Atlantis Times > > >

Ophir: The Ophir Trade Company has developed a pineapple flavored rum using the delicious pineapples they grow at Ophir. The Pineapple Papacy has celebrated the news, with Pope Pineapple X stating that it was his favorite thing ever before passing out drunk.

In preparation for the Olympics, the Ophir Trade Company has designed uniforms to be worn by all Atlanti athletes during the opening ceremonies, they clearly show the pineapple's role in Atlantis culture.

04-Feb-2014 13:59:57

Shing
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The Atlantis Forces have stated that no antimatter weapons were in close proximity to the government officials, and the CDC states that the disease is not connected to any known antimatter related diseases.


This is not the ailment to which Atlanti Madness refers.

04-Feb-2014 21:56:58

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Shing said :
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The Atlantis Forces have stated that no antimatter weapons were in close proximity to the government officials, and the CDC states that the disease is not connected to any known antimatter related diseases.


This is not the ailment to which Atlanti Madness refers.


After realizing what Belozay meant, the CDC has stated that this disease exists and they have no cure at the moment. Later, the director was seen saying "Damn you caught us!"

In fact, it is estimated up to 5% of soldiers have the disease due to exposure to antimatter.

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In other news, the Pineapple Papacy has been seen drinking pineapple juice.

04-Feb-2014 22:31:06

Itblobboy

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Oh, sorry, I didn't really pick up on that, Sith, I didn't do a very thorough read I guess. :P


Incredi-pack ship 6 of the colony has pinpointed the space-point coordinates of the message source
(Sith)
. The message was drastically inaudible before this, but now the sound is understandable. weeks of effort were put into this and isn't to be undermined, as these lousy piece of crap no good transmitters... mmph... and a response under the terms of humility and gracious acceptance was sent in reply. We will await an escort convoy's arrival to retract our incredi-pack ships.

Welcome to DOJ News, I'm running out of intros...

Project ENEP - 22 years.
Project Black Hole - 45 years.
Project Gullibility Removing - 15 years. - Interesting law related to this project. The council has decided to pass a law today stating that trades of ridiculous values are allowed and will not be considered a scam, but if the understanding of what is being sold was not agreed on then the sale is considered illegal. In other words, sales now require the seller to state any faults they know of to the buyer.

A brownie riot has struck Jellyjub by storm yesterday, thought to have been a "passed phase" among the people. However, an underground conspiracy cult has nearly burned down one of the capitol buildings of the council. They were armed with primitive yet dangerous weapons such as Molotov cocktails and torches. They took the lives of twelve council officials and caused almost 12,000 TCV worth of damage to the building. A day of memory and dedication of this terrorist attack has been nationally recognized and a memorial has been set out on the outskirts of Jellyjub. The council once again stressed how there are no secret brownies in the country and that these deaths are ridiculous. The 63 rioters were dissolved in a powerful alkali by judicial command.

That's all on DOJ News today, wishing the best for families affected by the brownie riot with love

04-Feb-2014 22:41:54 - Last edited on 05-Feb-2014 21:21:18 by Itblobboy

Shing
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After realizing what Belozay meant, the CDC has stated that this disease exists and they have no cure at the moment. Later, the director was seen saying "Damn you caught us!"


A spokesperson for the theoretical department of disease awareness in Belozay suggests getting rid of all antimatter. And weapons of mass destruction. And pineapples.

05-Feb-2014 00:03:53

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