OOG: Agh, couldn't get on for a bit.
Finally, opportunity!
End gorilla noise.
DOJ News be broadcastin', get over here!
Project ENEP - Yeah we completed that 4 years ago, so its implied that the nonstop research project of ....
Project STC (Space Travel Conditioning, just generally no particular goal except improvement on space travel. we are 4 years into our first sub section meaning only 9 years left until we are able to successfully make freight class crafts effectively travel) - 9 years..
Project Black Hole - 27 years. Yeah, thats going nowhere. Something interesting has to come up though... Now with ENEP complete, we can get closer at least.
Project Gullibility Removing - done 3 years ago, education improvements come in zounds at this point in marketing. Yay, we can officially say we took over 20 years to keep people from being idiots...
In other news, colonists grow according to the estimates. That's lovely. They have also been taking place in a tradition where they push their physical capabilities to a challenging limit. It has been realized out that JellyJub is being spelled Jellybub.
In other news, we've won two gold (the best), a silver (a little worse than the best), and a bronze (still pretty good but you're behind the others). This is out of a bunch of events. Furthermore, some people have accused those participating in ice sports to be witches for not dieing. Others say the competition was thrown and they used salt. They're probably witches.
A harmless but delicious bomb was found in the women's bathroom of the agricultural association building, which turned out to be a joke made out of GMO bread. It has not been determined yet why he decided the right place to put that was in the womens bathroom. Half of the associates were offended that he was a creep, the other half that it was GMO bread.
That's all on DOJ News with rusty shackleford, reminding everyone out there that bread is not a threat. creeps putting bread in women's bathrooms are.
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