Voldemort walked into GWD. He tried to cast the killing curse on the Bandos Boss, but because he'd been in the snow for too long his stats had drained. He wasn't high enough magic level for that spell.
Hermione fell in love with one of the trolls at Trollheim, and lived for the next 43 seconds together with him:in his cooking pot.
Mrs Weasley, after doing much exploration, climbs a karamjan tree and unleashed her primitive self
Ron dies of Lung Cancer from Smoking
And Hagrid lives sadly ever after.
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