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Mr Loser
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Mr Loser

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harry potter eats a banana and dies cuz it turns into voldemorts snake nagini and then hagrid gets mad and eats nagini and moves to america and became paul bunyon

Hermyne and ron get married but ron falls in love with brittney spears and marries her and plays grand theft auto 4 the rest of his life while hermyne turns emo cuz no one loves her

voldemort gets sick of doing evil and starts working for the IRS
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06-Jul-2009 00:02:02 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2009 19:17:22 by Mr Loser

idk y not

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harry goes to hogwarts one year and findes out that monkeys are taking over mars.so him, ron, hermony, ginny, hagrid, snape, mrs.norris, dumbluldor, nevill longboutom, mrs and mr weasley, fred, and george go to mars. when they get there they find out that voldumort and rita seeker are having afar*.harry gets jealus and does it with mrs.norris then ron gets jeulus of harry and does it with hermiony. but hermiony whants to do it with dumbludore so she runs from ron.ron gets very depressed and kills him self.mean while ginney does it with snape.and they all live happily ever after(ecsept for ron).even the monkeys do because they steel the rocket that everyone used to get here and whent back to earth and took over the world.


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16-Jul-2009 18:14:06 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2009 18:20:28 by idk y not

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Voldemort reaches a hand up to his face and removes a mask. It turns out that he is the Sandwich Lady, and tries to let Harry have one random event where he doesn't teleport out. But Harry, previously fearless in the face of danger, runs away screaming and hides at the Grand Exchange, because he forgot his runes. The Sandwich Lady removes another mask, and is now a monk from Entrana. A nearby death eater says "You really have to stop doing that Ron, that mask cost 13mill"

18-Jul-2009 01:49:46

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