Harry and Voldemort are having their final battle. They attack each other and miss which depresses both of them. They decide to stop fighting and become emos. They now spend their spare time cutting themselves. Ron won the lottery and is now the richest person in the world. He had Hermione asassinated so that he could have Dobby, the love of his life all to himself. Unfortunately, Dobby died of lung cancer because he smoked to much(sorry if this offends anyone) so Ron cried for the rest of his life and became an emo. He started hanging out with Harry and Voldemort, until one day he commited suicide by hiding on Hagrid's chair. Hagrid was very happy hat he helped ron, so he decided to get another dragon to celebrate. Hagrid got eaten, and the dragon choked and blew up, killing everybody else except for Neville and me, so I kill Neville with my l33t skills and spend the rest of my life killing myself.
And that is the slightly depressing ending to Harry Potter.
-A post by J1ngleBells, also known as Santa Claus, Guardian of the page 51 monster-
12-Sep-2010 23:08:05
