Baldy: I kill u now and then I rule all!!!
Me: Oh yeah...? well them muggles coming wid nukes!
Baldy:Thats not fair im tellin my mummy!!!
Me: Here it is!
{BOOOOOMM!!!!!}
Me:you didn't see that bomb did u?
Baldy(ghost):No I Have bad eyes.
Me: u should have gone to spcsavers!!!
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29-Apr-2008 21:49:29
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30-Apr-2008 17:05:43
by
Lord Raxyn
Ok you know ron got a broken wand? he try to expelleamas a sheep but its harry is disguise. it goes wrong and the whole of hogwarts turns into a wartyhog (wheres that familiar?) then the creepy floating guys start dancing and then someone shoots them then jk rowling shoots herself and everyone in harry potter freezes cos there aint gunna be no more books. gutted harry. gutted hermineoony. gutted ron.
gutted drumbledoor. gutted snape. gutted....erm..the wand shop owner?
Nevil goes to the wizard tower because he says he learns nothing at hogwarts. He gets 99 mage training on the lesser demon and then kills Harry with ancient magic to prove hes better. As hary is dying a snake slithers out of Harry's mouth and says "burn in -_-_(not censored, maybe offensize, rhymes with bell) you loser" Nevile crys and starts eating pie.
Prologue:
Baldy Voldy gets bored being violent in polotics and joins the labour party.
Main story:
Baldy Voldy is doing very well and becomes Prime minister.
Epilogue:
Baldy Voldy unleashes his super seceret weapon in his first Prime ministerial T.V. broadcast which he learnt from the more experianced torys and proceded to bore everyone to death.
harry had finally gotten voldemort permanatly banned, after sending in an itemscamming abuse report for voldemort using a book to mind control a 12 year old girl called ginny weasly.