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Lalah Irisen
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Lalah Irisen

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a scene!


harry: i have bad news.

ron:what?

Harry: i can no longer use magic.

ron: why?

Harry: someone robbed my vault at gringotts and now i have no money for blood runes! :@

ron: but what about fighting you-know-who?

harry: well, i guess its up to you now ron.

ron:WHAT?!?

harry: you heard me! i still have some leftover runes so...
*harry uses teleother right next to voldemort spell on ron*

voldemort: hello

ron: *shaking*

voldemort: what? you wanna piece of me or something?

ron: *runs out the door*

Voldemort: yeah, you better run!

teh end!

14-Dec-2007 01:27:11

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:) :) harry (after life with dursles )kills himself with unkul vermons shotgun on his birthday.' :P finaly were rid of him!!!'said unkul vermon.' :D Hapy berthday harr- :O .......ohhh.....'said Hagrid.'yay im an only child agen! ^_^ !!!!!!!'said dudly and thay all ate harry potters b-day cake and lived a happy muggle life...xept Hagrid.unkl vermon's shotgun was dubble barild :@ ... :D ^_^ :O :@ ..................y wont smielys work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14-Dec-2007 01:27:57 - Last edited on 14-Dec-2007 01:33:35 by [#V1EM2T53F]

Lalah Irisen
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Lalah Irisen

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harry (after ivfe with duslyies )kills himself with unkul vermons shotgun on his birthday.'finaly were rid of him!!!'said unkul vermon.'Hapy berthday harr-.......ohhh.....'said Hagrid.'yay im an only child agen!!!!!!!!'said dudly and thay all ate harry potters b-day cake ad lived a happy muggl life...xept Hagrid.unkl vermon's shotgun was dubble barild...
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im sorry, i don't speak spanish. :(

14-Dec-2007 01:30:37

The Tea Tree

The Tea Tree

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passing through the flu network, harry zombie-walked down to the department of mysteries...
through the many doored room and into the tiered ampitheater; harry walked to his doom. could he do anything to stop his closing death? with voldemort holding such impressive rythmic power over him, was there anything that could be done? would the-boy-who-lives breathe no more?

a rustle in the darkness, a red curtain being drawn over the veil...

...snape, snape, severus snape. snape, snape, severus snape...

what was this madness?! pathetic puppets singing at him?
who dares think they could beat voldemort? master of all melodies!


as he-who-must-not-be-named admired this well thought out distraction
(sorry, pathetic attempt at a puppet-show)
harry dropped out of his zombie-like trance.
he started swaying to the music, swaying up the stairs and away from the entranced enemy, swaying from a mysterious ticking noise beyond the veil...


as harry passed the door, voldemort turned.
eyes a-glow with hatred, green light flew from the end of his wand...

but it did not reach its target.


the pipe bomb blew, the cieling crumbled, the blast was blocked, harry fled...





only to be killed as he ran across the road outside the ministary.

*look left and right before crossing the road*
<<gal>>

14-Dec-2007 18:29:01

E Zaire
Dec Member 2023

E Zaire

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Sir White29

14-Dec-2007 01:27:11
a scene!


harry: i have bad news.

ron:what?

Harry: i can no longer use magic.

ron: why?

Harry: someone robbed my vault at gringotts and now i have no money for blood runes!

ron: but what about fighting you-know-who?

harry: well, i guess its up to you now ron.

ron:WHAT?!?

harry: you heard me! i still have some leftover runes so...
*harry uses teleother right next to voldemort spell on ron*

voldemort: hello

ron: *shaking*

voldemort: what? you wanna piece of me or something?

ron: *runs out the door*

Voldemort: yeah, you better run!

teh end!
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wow, no orginality, from Wizard angst, harry gets ticked and he quits, then he sauys ron has to fight voldemort, get some orginality, and stop stealing from potter puppet pals

14-Dec-2007 18:50:13

E Zaire
Dec Member 2023

E Zaire

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Suicidal Gal

14-Dec-2007 18:29:01
passing through the flu network, harry zombie-walked down to the department of mysteries...
through the many doored room and into the tiered ampitheater; harry walked to his doom. could he do anything to stop his closing death? with voldemort holding such impressive rythmic power over him, was there anything that could be done? would the-boy-who-lives breathe no more?

a rustle in the darkness, a red curtain being drawn over the veil...

...snape, snape, severus snape. snape, snape, severus snape...

what was this madness?! pathetic puppets singing at him?
who dares think they could beat voldemort? master of all melodies!


as he-who-must-not-be-named admired this well thought out distraction
(sorry, pathetic attempt at a puppet-show)
harry dropped out of his zombie-like trance.
he started swaying to the music, swaying up the stairs and away from the entranced enemy, swaying from a mysterious ticking noise beyond the veil...


as harry passed the door, voldemort turned.
eyes a-glow with hatred, green light flew from the end of his wand...

but it did not reach its target.


the pipe bomb blew, the cieling crumbled, the blast was blocked, harry fled...





only to be killed as he ran across the road outside the ministary.

*look left and right before crossing the road*
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wow still no originality, sever parts take from "Potter Puppet Pals in The Mysterious Ticking Noise" the puppets, the pipe bomb? all from puppets plas, get some originality people

14-Dec-2007 18:52:54

The Tea Tree

The Tea Tree

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oh i am so amazingly sorry, i'll take out all the humour derived from a popular puppet show that surprisingly enough ties in (ish) with the novels..



passing through the flu network, harry zombie-walked down to the department of mysteries...
through the many doored room and into the tiered ampitheater. He walked to his doom. could he do anything to stop his closing death? with voldemort holding such power over him, was there anything that could be done? would the-boy-who-lives breathe no more?

a rustle in the darkness.

the veil flapped further than ever before and ghosts seeped into the room. pearly apparitions of all those who had ever been forced beyond the veil at the hands of those branded with the mark of the Dark lord


as he-who-must-not-be-named turned to the new apparitions, harry dropped out of his zombie-like trance.
he shuffling from his adversary, shuffling up the stairs and away from the entranced enemy, shuffling from a host of those who, like him, had died to stop this evil...


as harry passed the door, voldemort turned.
eyes a-glow with hatred, green light flew from the end of his wand...

but it did not reach its target.


the ghosts charged at the dark lord, smothering him in their translucet forms.

harry watched, entranced, untill the killing spells shook the entire room and bursts of green light passed the wall of immaterial bodies. even the Chosen One could not compete with power of such unerring strength.




he fled from the ampitheatre, running through the revolving room, out the entrancehall to the ministary and past the eaiting deatheaters there, up the elevator and to the road where the thestr*** were waiting...




only to be killed as he ran across the road to his refuge.


*look left and right before crossing the road*

<<gal>>

14-Dec-2007 19:07:29 - Last edited on 14-Dec-2007 19:10:22 by The Tea Tree

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