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Lost Spirit

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harry potter is standing. watching as Voldermort stares at him from across the road. theres nobody about on this deserted corner of the street. harry puts one foot onto the road and slowly walks to voldermort, wand at the ready. and then. BAM!! a bus comes round the corner! Voldermort looked down at the body! "that was easy!" he said. and hopped on the bus and went home

The end

14-Feb-2008 21:27:54 - Last edited on 14-Feb-2008 21:29:36 by Lost Spirit

Killarshark1

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Voldemort realizes his ways and decides to make up for them by opening up an ice cream shop near Hogwarts. He proceeds to call it "Happee-Go-Lukee Ice creem (He never learned how to spell) and dresses in a bunny suit everyday. He also obtains a pet walrus which he promptly names Walter.

14-Feb-2008 21:39:44

Phirefish
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Well, harry thot magic was 2 centuries ago, the new way to go is guns! BAM! Voldy decided to be the staircase climbing champion. Ron was sik of red hair so he died it green and got grounded for life, but luna came to the recue and they maried. Hermionie became captian of the nerds team. Hagrid decided he didnt like dragons and giant spiders and 3 headed dogs, he liked THZAAR! So he plays runescape, his username Z-E-Z-I-M-A(dont tell zez that).

14-Feb-2008 21:49:12

Lego Miester
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Lego Miester

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Harry Potter gets PKed for his Master Wand(the "really powerful" wand during the last book), then snape pickpocketed who killed him, then suddenly Dumbledore popped out of his grave and Zombledore eats everyone's heads off and causes a new zombie outbreak, which he then uses to take over the world. Headcanon Haven, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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14-Feb-2008 23:41:08

Knifee

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Harry Potter is playing Rock Band with Hagrid. Apparently, Snape is the drummer and spills a potion on Hagrid's foot, leading him to burst into flames. Harry is watching, roasting marshmallows on Hagrid's foot.

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14-Feb-2008 23:47:17

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