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TehEPICD00D

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@Truedemon13: Dangit, you made me spit pop all over my keyboard.

20-Nov-2010 18:19:04

TehEPICD00D

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Hey! Dumbcrap! Get out of the coffin, we're trying to have a funeral and we need you to get out so there can be room for the body! UGGHHH! I HATE LAZY PEOPLE AT FUNERALS, THEY ALWAYS TAKE UP THE COFFIN- Huh? Why's evryone silent?

*Person died due to bullet* NOW THAT'S BULL!
Person who hated dead person: And I dearly miss him...
OBJECTION! *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Me: Huh- oh sorry, I was playing phoenix wright. >=( STUPID VOLUME CONTROLS!

20-Nov-2010 18:24:39

Capn Obvious

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*awkward silence* So...how long have you two known each other?

*goes up to dead guy's girlfriend* Soooo...How long are you going to wait until you start dating again?
I thought he was kidding when he said my cooking was to die for...

26-Nov-2010 05:58:23 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2010 06:10:34 by Capn Obvious

Mysticleaf

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-Has a spasm attack-
-people stare-
Oh,were NOT playing sharades?
(howver you spell it..)

07-Dec-2010 01:15:16 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2010 01:15:50 by Mysticleaf

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Wes K

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i gota pee. (in Forrest Gump accent)
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14-Dec-2010 14:34:44

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lmaoooo
"look! hes moving!! -every1 looks- oh wait nvm"

14-Dec-2010 14:37:21

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Wes K

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casket is on a tall, skinny legged table. funeral is being held outside near a river. *guy trips over table leg. casket falls into river & floats away* 'well he always wanted 2 go whitewater rafting.'

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14-Dec-2010 15:30:55

Weird Uncle

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Bump.

Sing and dance because they're leaving you something in the will.

22-Dec-2010 17:37:22

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Spizenix

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Well, he wanted to be with god, so i helped him 0.0 O_o

22-Dec-2010 17:44:38

palrem7262

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Dances on his grave then digs up his body and takes his cloths off and then throws his body to another dude*
Oh sorry i didint mean to i just like throwing ***** people at *** peo-Oh your doing it with a ***** man OMG GET OUTA HERE OR GET A ROOM!

22-Dec-2010 19:47:02

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