RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

HEY DUDE! So, the assassination attempt actually succeeded? Dang you got lucky! I thought that wife of your's would never leave you and nag all day like the blonde ***** she is!
*everyone stares at me.*
Well.....Here's his bill, hope you still have enough after paying all the funeral funds.

03-Sep-2009 10:19:29

FefeHern

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Oh and one more!
"Damn Jad, his stupid glitch to hit through that guys prayer caused the death of him..."

03-Sep-2009 10:22:54

rivele

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He's probably hanging out with noobs now.

05-Sep-2009 18:18:48

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Sham Piety

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I could've sworn i saw him yesterday in the playground...but obviously not, but i'm seriously considering going to specsavers..because that seriously LOOKS like a wooden manacin...

11-Sep-2009 17:28:54

LatulaP

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I bet he's not dead *takes out sword and stabs body in the neck and head falls off* Oh, so he IS dead...

11-Sep-2009 18:32:03

Loftyz47

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I should of said something earlier, but i really... really wanted his kidney.
Ah well, he looks so peaceful now, you wouldn't even know that he's burning in hell..

13-Sep-2009 10:28:09

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