RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

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father saying to his son at the funeral of uncle fred:
"THAT my son , is the reason you dont put both your wife and your lover in the same room"

11-Jul-2010 12:06:27

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"I would of been burnt"

11-Jul-2010 12:18:34

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Don't worry. I'll bless your grave.

11-Jul-2010 14:13:02

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i guess that last punchline was a bit tougher then i thought

11-Jul-2010 14:13:33

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at the funeral of an eye care professional:
"i bet he didnt see that one coming"

11-Jul-2010 14:16:36 - Last edited on 11-Jul-2010 14:16:55 by chaotic ying

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Are we done yet?

11-Jul-2010 20:41:25

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i only came here for the food

12-Jul-2010 23:56:01

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oh what smells yuk!!!

grandpa wake up!!!!
*kicks grandpa*
*drags him home finds out that he died of touching E.T* Dank Memes.

15-Jul-2010 10:38:30

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Should I call Ghost Busters now?

(farts) I think it was him! (points at coffin)
*cough* What a wuss....I didn't stab him that hard...*cough*

15-Jul-2010 13:43:40

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I have a order here for 1000 pizzas. Pay up pal.

15-Jul-2010 14:11:40

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