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Magyk
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Magyk

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What a noob I could of made a way better coffin with 99 woodcutting !!!!
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Wow its soooo boring being evil when you take out the competition....
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Anyone want a hug? Hahahahaha As If!!!
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Are you sure he wasn't over 100?
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If he thinks he is gonna get out of our trade he better think again!
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Guys he isn't gone, he is laying right there!! Noobs.
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When I told him he should walk into the wilderness with all his rarest items I didnt actually think he would let me kill him *Cough* *Puts on blue party hat* Oh well =)
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This is a very sad time for all of you.....
Good Thing I Dont Know Him Hahahaha!!
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Okay kids, the moral of the story is Grandpa + Standing Up = Funeral.
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Its His Fault *Points at random person* *Starts to run but trips over shoe laces*
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What is this, Cluedo? Who cares who killed that guy *Puts gun in back pocket*
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WHY MUST HE DIE !!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! *Starts crying*.
Now thats how you should act you heartless demons!
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Hey I see that your mourning so would you like to go on a date with me?
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I dont know why you are all so sad he was only level 7 combat....
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OMG ITS ZEZIMA!!!!! *Runs towards Zezima*
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Guess I shouldn't ask for his autograph.. and it was the last for my collection How Selfish!!!!
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RAWR I AM ZAMAROK
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Who wants to play pin the tail on the coffin?
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*Singing*Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride*Stops*
Oh wait..
*Starts Singing Again*There goes the bride..
There goes the bride...*Stops*
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What a fun way to end a saturday =)

22-Jun-2009 00:06:47

Galliga

Galliga

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*Goes up to podium during speeches* "You know It would have costed alot less if we had just burried them in the back yard."
Or
*Goes up to podiumn* "You know I told him not to mix alcohal with his medication"

*Goes up to Grandma* "You know grandma i'd probably be sad about grandpa's death if he didn't leave 250,000$ worth of will money in my name"
*Goes up to girlfriend* "Do you know if he died instantaniously when he hanged himself in the closet? I heard his girlfriend was the reason.
*Goes up to girlfriend* He probably wouldn't have hung himself if his girlfriend didn't cheat on him. What a shame.

22-Jun-2009 02:13:37 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2009 02:43:55 by Galliga

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