Looks at stake in heart. "I guess he really wasn't a vampire."
"OBJECTION! According to the autopsy report, he died of five bullet wounds, three to the chest, two to the head. But if you look at the body... there is no bullet wounds!"
"The guest list... IT'S OVER 9000!"
"Never ganna give you up, never ganna let you down, never ganna run around and desert you!"
Holds a cross to the body. "STAY BACK! I'M ARMED, I TELL YOU!"
"And this kids, is why you don't eat rock cakes."
"Five bucks he's alive."
"Ohhh that's what happens when you eat a chinchompa."
"No! How could you kill such an innocent soul!" Dramatic music. "CURSE YOU SANDWICH LADY!"
"Meh, he's probably wandering as a rev somewhere in the wildy."
"I shoot ONE dragon arrow (p++) ONE time, and this is what happens!"
"So you've been dead for a while." Checks off marks on clipboard. "And how does that make you feel?"
"Ah come on. My music isn't THAT bad."
"Oh Juliet... Wake up sleepy head..."
Death walks into the funeral. "Hey, I'm here for the body."
"See! I told you hundreds of times! Silver bullets do not work on werewolves!"
"And this, my friends, is a result of a fangirl attack."
22-Oct-2008 01:24:22
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