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What not to say at a funeral#2

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[#PRP1VFTCL]

[#PRP1VFTCL]

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worker :
hi boss.
boss:
hello, it's going to be your pay rise tomorrow.
worker :
finally, i've been waiting for 13 year's for this! :D
boss : im sure you have :D
---- the next day. ----
news team :
in recent news, a very wealthy buisness man passes away this morning, only leaving the workers with no pay rise.
worker :
awwwwww man!! 13 years for nothing. :(

05-Oct-2008 01:58:01 - Last edited on 05-Oct-2008 02:02:38 by [#PRP1VFTCL]

Ctth

Ctth

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"I just want you to know, right before I gave him some sleeping pills after that crazy party, he said that he wanted to give all his money to me when he died. He also said that his will is a forgery..."

05-Oct-2008 03:26:15 - Last edited on 05-Oct-2008 03:26:28 by Ctth

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Well, he was the one who wanted to dig ditches as a career...
-Looks at treasure map- -looks in coffin- aww cmon what kind of a treasure trail reward is that??
So that's wat happens if you wear red sox stuff in new york.
Hey, what happened to the carpet? It's all redish...
But...but I thought when he said he had a ham logo in his shirt pocket it was real ham and i happened to have my dagger with me...Wait, why is everyone glaring at me? uh oh...
:P

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18-Oct-2008 12:53:44 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2008 12:55:24 by [#I1HADUTRP]

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