RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

Alizandra

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IM HUNGRY

25-May-2009 07:19:47

AReaperGrimm

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So was he mafia or not?
Wait, he is a girl.
So was SHE mafia or not?
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Some guardian angel HE had, I mean, it is obvious HE was mafia! *points at an old lady*
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Don't worry! He had life insurance! Oh, wait, no life insurance. Yeah, no silver lining here. I'm off!

25-May-2009 07:25:09

Malendore

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eww! whos the dead guy?

26-May-2009 20:44:14

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Jaggerous

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*goes up to the coffin and starts prodding the corpse*
WOW this waxwork is really realistic!
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*sings* Guess I'll die another day!
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To the widow
Is there a Mr Smith?

26-May-2009 20:50:11

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Miss Comrie

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Good ones, and I've read them all

26-May-2009 22:56:11

Slasher4106

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How much is this costing us? Let's just throw her into the woods.

26-May-2009 23:01:30

Porsche102

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"Did he drop any good loot?"

26-May-2009 23:06:49

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Jaggerous

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*in the middle of giving a speech*
*phone rings*
Hello?
No look you can come look round his house once we've got him in the ground, and the price is non negotiable.
*hangs up*
Where was I? Oh yes, My Dad was very dear to me.

26-May-2009 23:07:50

Vorlaith

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*whispers* i didnt mean to kill him i just ment to wound him with my machine gun
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26-May-2009 23:08:46

MBox 15

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...Finally..

05-Jun-2009 02:27:15

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What not to say at a funeral#2