THIS IS A TRUE STORY
I got killed by a swarm of level 3s when I was level 42. This was back before they ruined the wildy. I went out in full rune, thinking that I was so going to "p0wn sum nubz0rz."
Anyway, I got attacked by about 6 different level 3s. And not in the way you'd expect.
You see, they saw me and strated following me around, asking if they could join me. I finally agreed because they were annoying the hell out of me.
Well, we killed some noob, or more specifically, I killed him, and so I got all the loot. Then they started saying it wasn't fair, and that they should get the loot. So finally, I traded one of them the only thing my victim had been carrying: a burned fish. Then I said I'd given him the loot.
Well, they played a bit of hot potato with the fish, culminating in them all beating each other up. Finally, the one with the fish ran away.
Seconds later he came back with a clan of level 60s with him. He said that I was not sharing the loot, and I simply said I'd given away all the loot I had, which was technically true. Well, the clan of 60s killed us all anyway. And this was all the level 3 who had been carrying the burnt fish's fault.
And this justifies my previously unwarranted hatred of noobs with burnt anchovies.
03-Mar-2010 20:46:39