I was about to feed the little guy some shrimp when he suddenly bit me. I found the foam coming from his mouth and knew right away that he had rabies. The bite began to swell up so I decided to call an ambulance. But the driver of the ambulance had a cup of cofee that spilled all over him when he hit a bump in the road. He then paniced, taking his eyes off the road, and was speeding my way. Luckily, he halted to a stop just in time to avoid hitting me. The ambulance picked me up and started towards the hospital. Unfortunatly, the driver forgot to lock the back door and when he hit the bump in the road, I flew out on my scretcher. I zipped down the road, flew into a McDonalds, smashed into the bathroom door, and landed into a toilet. Since I was strapped down and landed head first, I started to drown. Because this particular toilet was clogged and backed up, I started choking on the raw sewage that filled the toilet to the brim. Unfortunatly, it got even worse when the ambulance started to chase after me in a failed rescue attempt. The ambulance burst through the McDonalds window and barreled into the bathroom hitting me at 75mph! Luckily, the toilet took most of the blow and I survived, however I was cut in half. When I finally arrived at the hospital, the doctors told me that they are going to have to perform major surgery. However, this particular surgeon has only started working last week. When I got out of surgery, I was told that it was a miracle that I survived. Relieved, I went home to play Runescape for a few hours. But I soon discovered that the massive head trauma had caused me to forget my pass. In a fit of rage, I began to beat upon my computer and eventually smashed my head into the screen. I survived this. Upset, I went to sleep. Just seconds before my death, I suddenly remember that the doctors forgot to treat me for rabies.... And that's why it wasn't my fault!
18-Jul-2011 09:15:08
