RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, Jagex 'fixes' the combat system by taking it away. Runescape is now all about skilling.

I wish for 99 divination. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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29-Sep-2013 00:57:38

Albey

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Granted, but you're enslaved by a god to collect as much of Guthix's power as possible.

I wish I had the answers to every test I'll ever have to take

29-Sep-2013 03:12:51 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2013 03:14:19 by Albey

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The Matrix

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Granted, but every ~~pencil~~ writing utensil you place in your hands disintegrates, thus forcing you to write on tests through other means.

I wish I was the only RuneScapian able to dual-wield Chaotic Mauls.
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29-Sep-2013 03:32:02 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2013 03:32:53 by The Matrix

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, everyone else has quit.

I wish runescape would never die. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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30-Sep-2013 02:34:16

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Granted, but every account you ever use/make will be muted both in game and on the forums for life.

I wish I was a famous actor.

30-Sep-2013 02:44:09

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but you're 'famous' for having a giant ego and little talent to back it up.

I wish for 99 fishing. ·

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03-Oct-2013 01:22:18

Softank

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Wish granted, but Saradomin enslaves you and you need to fish forever to feed his smurf colony.

I wish for a bike! In-game!

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10-Oct-2013 22:10:03

Ruby Inferno

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Granted, but you are the only one who gets the bike, you constantly have a flood of questions from people and they accuse you of hacking. You never get left alone. You always hear someone say "hax" "omg how u do that" and other remarks. You begin to go crazy from your lack of peace and quiet, break a bunch of rules, and then you get banned.

I wish free-to-play could get avatars on the forums.

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12-Oct-2013 15:52:12

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but only if they buy 67893233 spins.

I wish bonds didn't exist. ·

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17-Oct-2013 03:36:24

Deltaslug

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granted, all the bonds of force that hold together the universe are now undone and all matter is now dissipated in every direction, thus bringing about the end of the universe as we know it.
Thank you very much

I wish I didn't know so much about science.

21-Oct-2013 03:38:28

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