RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

of Death Joe

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Your wish is granted! You know so little about science you fail out of highschool and join a travelling circus. You are taught how to swallow burning swords. Eventually you become famous enough that you can afford to buy your own trailer home. You find a nice clown girlfriend and decide to settle down and enjoy your life. During your next act, you sneeze.

I wish I wasn't so morbid.

21-Oct-2013 05:14:07

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, you're now happy, so happy that it annoys everyone around you.

I wish smithing, crafting, and fletching weren't so boring to train. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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21-Oct-2013 19:22:09

of Death Joe

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Your wish is granted! Now all skills are trained in the wilderness.

I wish the next poster would leave their post completely blank except for a single ' . '

22-Oct-2013 03:50:11

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but because I have to corrupt it, it doesn't happen.

I wish Runescape bonds didn't exist. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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22-Oct-2013 04:41:48

of Death Joe

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Granted, instead Jagax has made RWT legal by third parties and you suddenly find yourself unable to walk to the Wildy volcano without being swarmed by terrible pkers in torva and chaotics whepons.

I wish I would sleep already.

22-Oct-2013 08:45:59

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very mad guy

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granted. but you dream about RS and realize you didnt get that 99 skill

i wish funorb was more popular

They see me rollin', they better run...

22-Oct-2013 12:46:15

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but as a result, Jagex starts to focus all their attention on FunOrb, and they forget about Runescape.

I wish Jagex brought 8Realms back. ·

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23-Oct-2013 01:01:48

of Death Joe

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Granted! Jagax pours massive investments to bring back 8Rhelms, it flops like it did last time, and the entire company goes under.

I wish people would stop asking for game nobody plays to come back.

23-Oct-2013 02:23:23

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Granted, but now those people ask for the removal of a popular game.

I wish I could fly.

23-Oct-2013 02:32:36

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but you crash into a wall and break most of your bones.

I wish Jagex would remove EoC. ·

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24-Oct-2013 04:26:57

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