RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

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2023

Beowulfe

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Granted, you can now only speak in metaphors

Still going on with the duck theme here, I wish my wife would let me spend more time with the ducklings.

13-Sep-2013 01:04:40 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2019 01:32:42 by Beowulfe

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2023

Beowulfe

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Bump

15-Sep-2013 12:32:46 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2019 01:32:11 by Beowulfe

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but those 'duckings' are actually baby swans, looks like your wife has some explaining to do.

I wish I was immune to any kind of pain, injury and disease. ·

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16-Sep-2013 04:28:41

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2023

Beowulfe

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Granted, but you're not immune to be trapped in a metal box for eternity that plays nothing but Barney music

I wish I knew how a computer works in a nest.

18-Sep-2013 23:19:27 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2019 01:33:27 by Beowulfe

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but you can't use the computer, because as a duck you don't have fingers.

I wish Barney would be cancelled. ·

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19-Sep-2013 03:48:28

Softank

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Wish granted, but everything else ever is also cancelled!

I wish I had a pet chicken.

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19-Sep-2013 21:16:40

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but KFC kidnaps him.

I wish for some cake.

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21-Sep-2013 03:39:20

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2023

Beowulfe

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Granted but KFC (Kentucky fried cake) kidnaps it

I wish for a Candy Cane

24-Sep-2013 20:01:33

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, but it's in your least favorite flavor.

I wish I had maxed out stats on RS. ·

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25-Sep-2013 02:51:01

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2023

Beowulfe

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Granted, but you get banned for botting

I wish every flaw in the combat triangle was balanced enough for the triangle to make sense, but not make PvP rock-paper-scissors.

28-Sep-2013 14:14:30 - Last edited on 28-Sep-2013 14:14:52 by Beowulfe

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