RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, you have a British accent, but you're in America and no one can understand you.

I wish for no more homework. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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10-Sep-2013 01:38:41

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very mad guy

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granted. now you get more classwork (sadist. you made me corrupt a wish for no homework)

i wish jelly car was real (iphone game)

They see me rollin', they better run...

10-Sep-2013 01:50:40

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Granted, but the Midwest of Murica ate all of them on the manufacturing floor and killed the company.

I wish I knew how to fix cars .-.

10-Sep-2013 18:18:35

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2023

Beowulfe

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Granted, but everyone buys planes now, making cars obsolete

Now that I can turn into a duck from my last wish, I wish that when someone goes to my pond, my friends wouldn't crowd the human begging for bread.

10-Sep-2013 20:34:28 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2019 01:31:14 by Beowulfe

Deltaslug

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granted, you've been turned into a rock. you get to stay at your pond, but don't have to worry about eating ... or anything else ...

I wish I was a rock

10-Sep-2013 21:46:26

Aug

2023

Beowulfe

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Granted, you take my place as a rock, and I'm a duck again

I wish chip bags had more chips and less air.

11-Sep-2013 01:56:28

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, they now have more wood chips!

I wish real life was more like Runescape.

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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11-Sep-2013 03:01:40

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Beowulfe

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Granted, but creepy people in bronze armor beg for your money

I wish I knew where to fly south for the winter

11-Sep-2013 22:54:24

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted, you fly to Mexico, and it sucks.

I wish I had a sharingan (like in Naruto). ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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12-Sep-2013 02:10:12

Deltaslug

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granted, but it casts a permanent genjutsu on you where you only watch the Teletubbies: Hot Tub Edition

I wish I was better at metaphors.

13-Sep-2013 00:56:27

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