Granted, while you can eat whatever you want, to accidentally eat something searing hot and burn out your taste buds, thus can no longer taste what you eat.
Wish granted, but now you must hug yourself every 3 seconds for the next 10 years.
I wish I had some Coca-Cola right now.
"Revenge...is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."- Jeremy Taylor