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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Granted! You know what you're doing, however nobody believes you.

I wish the weather was warm.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

08-Feb-2018 23:17:58

SAMURAl
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SAMURAl

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Granted you have traveled through a worm hole directly into the center of the sun, however the worm hole also creates a feedback loop in time resulting in you continuously traveling back and forth in time to before and after entering the worm hole.

I wish that I could be a heterosexual male porn star

12-Feb-2018 04:07:50

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Granted! However, all the female stars under the age of 65 decide to retire.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

12-Feb-2018 23:27:10

SAMURAl
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SAMURAl

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Granted, for a second in time you are given all the knowledge in the known universe and in that second everything about life suddenly becomes clear to you including what your perfect wish would be, after that second elapses everything is forgotten including what you wanted to wish for.

I wish that I had the pheromones that could instantly seduce any woman.

15-Feb-2018 06:13:17

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Granted! Instead, you write something so shockingly offensive you are banned from the forums forever!

I wish for a perfectly normal, healthy bacon double hamburger!
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

16-Feb-2018 23:25:06

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Granted! Martin's next book, entitled "Waiting for my next book", will be released next month! Unfortunately, most of its 1000 pages are blank, except for an occasional page that will simply say "No, not yet" or "Wait for it".

I wish I was maxed in RS.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

17-Feb-2018 17:52:05

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