RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

Aslon Dak

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Granted! However all your friends have male genitalia, along with a variety of social diseases.

I wish I had some pizza. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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07-Dec-2017 20:45:08

Deltaslug

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granted, but the only toppings available were worms, grubs, and Carolina Reaper peppers.

I wish I had some water

08-Dec-2017 04:15:48

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SAMURAl

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Granted! But I have used a special part of my body to stir the water for you

I wish I had a male sperm whale's genitalia on my human body.

08-Dec-2017 06:03:12

Sir Jen

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granted. but you are crushed under the weight of it as it is dropped on you.

I wish people would keep this game clean.

21-Jan-2018 17:20:34

Zeelmaekers

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Granted but you are now IP banned and unable to play.

I wish i had some better RNG in this game. - Left the Runescape community.

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21-Jan-2018 19:12:58

Deltaslug

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Granted, your chances of failing a roll have just gotten better.

I wish I could talk to fish.

21-Jan-2018 22:05:27

Aslon Dak

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Granted, however the only topic they ever discuss is swimming.

I wish I could fly and land safely at will. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

22-Jan-2018 02:01:31