RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

Mar

2005

Aethel Wolf

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Granted, the thread is now at its 2000 post limit (lol).

I wish I could punch Sliske.

17-Jan-2017 21:58:19

mangomanga22

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Granted, but your choice leaves the Barrow Brothers and Meg to suffer for all eternity.

I wish it was Tuesday.

24-Jan-2017 19:15:54

Jenipoo

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Granted! However, now it's Wednesday!

I wish I had a poptart

-Signatures are hard.

26-Jan-2017 09:10:48

Dec

2005

03Mole

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Granted. Unfortunately since your wish took 10 months to process, when you finally do receive it it's just a lump of green festering mould.

I wish my housemate would stop getting so drunk.

02-Dec-2017 08:25:04

ironpariah

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granted, you no longer have a house

I wish Christmas would get here sooner

02-Dec-2017 15:02:48

Zeelmaekers

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granted but 25 of December is only 10 seconds ,so its now 26 of December.

I wish i could train dragons - Left the Runescape community.

Community Helper on EA Answer HQ

02-Dec-2017 19:19:35

Deltaslug

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granted, but they can only learn how to eat you and use the litter box

I wish I knew how to use a litter box

02-Dec-2017 22:49:22

Sep

2021

SAMURAl

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Granted! However your litter now comes out from your mouth and you eat with your rectum.

I wish I had multiple male genitalia .

05-Dec-2017 07:43:04

Aslon Dak

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Granted! Six more male genitals appear on your face, each one only two inches long.

I wish I had three wishes. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

05-Dec-2017 20:33:02

Sep

2021

SAMURAl

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Granted! You get three more wishes but the wishes can only pertain to male genitalia.

I wish I had a million friends with benefits.

07-Dec-2017 07:04:14

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