RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

Deltaslug

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granted, but your life expectancy is 5 4 3 2 1 ...

I wish I knew what to do tonight.

02-Jun-2016 03:47:04 - Last edited on 02-Jun-2016 03:47:29 by Deltaslug

Serjeant

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Granted, but you'll do nothing tonight instead.

I wish for a surprise.

02-Jun-2016 09:49:28

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Aethel Wolf

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Granted.
It's Broccoli Day!

I wish for a fruit smoothie.

02-Jun-2016 13:36:18

sir eos lee

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Granted, we run over a banana with a steam roller.

I wish for an eggplant.

02-Jun-2016 14:42:39

Escalado1

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Here is your eggplant! But now you have to visit my family every Christmas and pretend to be my estranged lover.

I wish a was a little bit taller, I wish a was a baller, I wish I had a a girl who looked good I would call her.

14-Jun-2016 16:12:37

Deltaslug

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Granted. But then you're sued for plagiarism and you'll never be able to afford the girl or to call her.

I wish I could speak in Klingon.

15-Jun-2016 01:59:53

Fanta Sea

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Granted! But you can never speak your mother language again!

I wish i could fly a plane!

15-Jun-2016 02:11:09

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Spazmus

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Granted! However, you may only fly directly above roads, and obey all speed limits.

I wish to be able to wish for whatever i'd wish to wish for whenever I'd wish to wish for it.

15-Jun-2016 11:22:55

ironpariah

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Granted, the only word you can say is wish, but you always pronounce it like whoosh.

I wish time went slower.

15-Jun-2016 15:43:56

Fanta Sea

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granted but it only goes 1.01x slower

I wish i had a green partyhat!

16-Jun-2016 15:09:24

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