RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but then you forget your actual shape

I wish F2P players could have forum pics as well

21-May-2016 14:09:59

Watch23221

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Granted, but it has to be a generic helmet

I wish I had unlimited runecoins

21-May-2016 16:33:21

ignoble one

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granted, but you can only buy things now with loyalty points

I wish for a roast beef sandwich.

22-May-2016 01:48:58

Serjeant

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Granted, but it will be attached to toilet paper I just cleaned my ass with.

All I wish is you.

23-May-2016 22:14:20

Feb

2023

Grimm Demon

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Granted...you get the True Demon. Someone who declares himself a demon. Surely he can't be psychopathic at all...right? right??

I wish to get revenge on Sliske!

25-May-2016 17:57:28

Dec

2020

Sepulchre

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*Shenron Voice* Your wish is granted!

Howwwwwwwever, it turns out Guthix asked Sliske to kill him, and start the battle of the Gods, and said that a part of your soul would be needed to complete the process of finally riding Gielinor of all memories of Gods forever. Sliske was making the ultimate sacrifice in the name of Balance and Guthix, but instead of letting him tell you the truth, you sadistically tortured him, only for this to be revealed after his death. You have doomed Gielinor to ruination by a God Wars, and then the Great Revision. Nice job. Jerkface.

I wish I got paid more at work. A

World Guardian

must learn to find

Balance

in themselves.
Only then can they

Control

themselves and forge their own

Fate .

26-May-2016 09:17:21

m i z

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Granted but now you have to teach all the new people how to do their job and they forget daily.

I wish my eyes had built in night vision.

Come visit me in hell where the weather is always warm and we have lemonade

Miz a gatekeeper and demon.

26-May-2016 09:51:59

Deltaslug

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Granted, but they only work in the daytime.

I wish I lived in the world of game of Thrones.

26-May-2016 18:32:24

Serjeant

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Granted, but you couldn't have ***.

I wish for longest war in the planet to end.

01-Jun-2016 22:40:01

Arangelius

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Lack of war causes massive overpopulation, environmental destruction, famine, and eventually the end of the world.

I wish to be immune to overeating, and always be in peak fitness.

02-Jun-2016 02:59:56

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