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Someone saw it coming and made a barricade, the barricade wasn't strong enough, and any repair attempts to the barricades did not work either. The Blob got into the Streets of Varrock and started causing disruption. Arrav defeated the Blob. The Blob had an army of minions, the minions are an army of lvl 2 chickens who defect to the other side, some low level pkers enjoyed practising combat styles on the chickens. The chickens are in fact highly trained in combat and were sent out to defeat their arch nemesis. KFC, they convinced everyone to eat cabbage instead. The cabbage were also seeking revenge. But instead of fighting, they took a different approach. By poisoning themselves, they managed to wipe out more than half the human race. The majority of them were turned Vampyre before the poison killed them (still means half the human race is "gone." The creatures were only just getting started. They then sent out their werewolves to battle with the Vampyre's. The werewolves mutated and grew two extra heads, they were so confused they began eating each other while the vampyres laughed, this was all planned. Whilst the vampires were now distracted, the rest of the werewolves took advantage of this opportune moment and devoured all the vampires in full swoop. All the werewolves tuned into a mutated Vampire breed, never seen before in the Canifis area. They turn to ash with water so you stare at the hose nearby. The wind blows the ashes into a nearby chemical compound that had spilt out of a metal barrel, thus creating a massive explosion killing everyone and everything in Canafis. No one actually cares because Canifis was almost useless anyway. Halloween is just around the corner, the whole of Canifis just woke up and carried on as if nothing had happened.

The citizens of Canifis decided to decorate their town to match the Halloween theme. Michael Jackson is already to play his music box, thriller, the song makes the denizens of Canifis hungry and gives them ideas, since the explosion created a crater in the salve, they are now loose on the world. The M.I.B (Men in black) were called in to deal with the situation. And you can bet your apple bottom jeans on Will Smith being a real badass. They were kidnapped by aliens and couldn't deal with the situation, for the rest of the world, they don't have to worry about the aliens returning as all they wanted was to capture and torture. M.I.B for their outrageous, yet funny humiliation of their race. That humiliation involved vaporizing his home planet; no one saw. The explosion of the planet caused Skittles to rain mysteriously from the sky, the skittle rain turned out to be quit toxic and wiped out the entire human race. Yay! [Can** catch a break can they] Guthix (whos fortunately still alive) brought more from another plane, these humans are immune to toxic skittles and mutated werewolves. Also they can fly. One skittle got lodged into one of the engines during the flight, thus leading to a large explosion and the plane eventually crashing into the ocean. Everyone wasn't hurt and a rescue team hovered over. The rescue team found the black box lying deep under the sea, and the real cause of the crash wasn't the skittle getting stuck in the engines. What they discovered was foul play by the pilot who had plot to kill them all. There was hope for the flying humans. One of the skittles was emanating a special form of power and energy. After singing into it, the city of Skittleddinas was born. It was inhabited by the flying humans and full of rainbows anyone could taste and unicorns. The city was divided into eight different clans of eight different rainbow colours, and only the sweetest of people had access to the new secure, safe and dreamy city.

Some gnomes came along and destroyed the city and some of the people managed to escape with their lives, everyone else was so enthralled with the sweet lovely city they helped the flying people and made the gnomes be their minions. The gnomes of Gnominia were outraged by their people being used as minions and declared war upon the flying people, their war only lasted a total of 12 seconds for they were tiny and easily domesticated back into minions despite their little gnome rage. The flying humans were able to contain the gnomes by providing them with the pleasure of living as workers in the reborn city of Skittleddinas. A monster from the depths awoke and smelled the delicious city, with the intent of devouring the city whole it makes its way to Skittledinas, the monster found something else yummy on the way and got distracted for a while, it wasn't enough to fill his quench, and continued onwards towards Skittledinas. Someone saw him coming and teleported him away, he accidentally teleported him directly to Skittledinas and began his massacre on the flying people, they never saw him coming and got completely and utterly destroyed! The monster was devouring the people whole, and so whilst they were inside his, they decided to come up with a plan to escape, they managed to tickle the monster until he burped them all back up. They then made a deal with the monster. If he would protect their city, they would feed him every day. He didn't like the sound of this deal! He realised he could forcefully get his own way by both being fed and destroying the city. He started drinking from the chocolate rivers passing through the city, before moving on to devouring the solid candy and soft marshmallow towers. There wasn't much left of the city after the monster had finished.