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I found DarkScape. I kept getting PKed, a player gave me 100K and full rune in sympathy. They killed you straight after the trade and you lost it, it didn't matter how much you complained in the forums, you never got your items back. Someone outside the forum was kind enough to help; the one that helped you came with whole clan five seconds later and bashed you worse than the first time. Another clan saw them coming and defended you, the saviour clan outnumbered the enemies, the other clan managed to escape! A huge boulder fell from the sky crushing all clan members. They all had shields on and smashed the boulder in to a million pieces, there shields were made of cheap plastic, so yeah - they are all dead! Someone in the clan knew of a magical spell that could bring them all back to life again; they all contracted the flu! They got better relatively quickly so they could resume fighting, they were overwhelmed by the opposing forces, the forces suck at pking. Chippies and chocolate arrived, so everyone stopped what they were doing to eat! The chippies and chocolate was just a diversion setup by a third opposing army, the third opposing army gave up and joined in the feast; the feast was in fact a code word for all-out war, and so the fight continued. It was a board game played by a family of four! The board suddenly came to life, the board couldn't move, because... well... it's a board. The pieces on the board had a mind of their own and therefore moved! The board died and the pieces lived on... The Wizard of Board Games was on vacation and couldn't revive the board, someone else who was a wizard could, but he was more into shady online chatrooms. He had a chat avatar and couldn't see who he was chatting too. They knew a lot more about him than one would desire, so he gave them a forget potion and they forgot everything they knew about the person.

The potion was well beyond the expiry date and had no effect at all, he was able to mix a new one there and then, but he added one wrong ingredient and turned into an oversized toad. He was a handsome toad so all the ladies liked him. He was kissed by another toad and therefore stayed an oversized toad and they shared a lovely swamp together. An evil empire, Jagex wanted them out of the swamp to make room for game growth. This brought together all the fairy tale creatures to their little swamp home where they discussed ways of fighting back! The toads crossed the River Salve to a safe place, while Jagex was unable to cross the river. Jagex got the swamp and the fairy tales creatures by offering story parts within the RuneScape worlds. Jagex was just a lonely man looking for new friends and decided in the end to give them freedom to do as they pleased, this backfires when someone breaks in to Jagex HQ with some other ideas, knocking over a serum, which spread a zombie like disease through the entire building. This zombie form brought out the party side of everyone and would last throughout a night; the zombies fell apart as they danced. They could... put themselves back together when they weren't zombies, so they soon fell apart as the glue did not work too well. Suddenly the glue turned into a huge 'Blob' consuming the zombie pieces and everything else in its way, the people used some magical dust on the blob and it fell to pieces, the pieces just became smaller, more numerous blobs. These blobs turned out to be really helpful, they became so helpful, humans were not needed any more. The humans found some other tasks to do, the tasks were so boring, that all humans kept falling asleep. The blobs were able to take over while the humans were *zzing, the snoring irritated the Blob, they started bouncing out of control.