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very mad guy
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second of two fairly lengthy posts

"no justice (fire)" from fire emblem fates plays

sarah jumps away from the guards, dodging the subsequent arrow shots and sword slashes. she then makes a dash past then to distract them, removes the crystal seed, turns it back to a bow and shoots them all down. i decide this is the time to make myself known and get out of the trapdoor. we take the time to wait and anticipate any possible attack. however, we do not notice christina 2.0 taking another way to reach the castle

monastery

jack: "We'd love to help, but we're short on time. We'll make our way to Varrock now. I wish you luck."

jack and christina move to the direction of edgeville, hoping to use the shortcut there to sneak into varrock. as they reach halfway to the city, the flare strikes. when they reach edgeville, to no ones surprise, the town is destroyed and desolate, with the regular zombie citizen. they then move to the tunnel which will take them to varrock. jack crawls through first, and christina after. after reaching the end of the tunnel, they spot us making a stand against the guards

christina: "Sarah! Barlor! You're alive, thank goodness."

sarah: "Heh heh. You can thank the guy who... wait a second, where is he? I thought he followed us."
(yes, i kind of rushed this part)

zemouregal: "Incompetent fools. Fine. Christina! Eradicate them with lightning."

as he says that, the real christina 2.0 bursts into the room. at the fight of the fake, she clenches her hand and shoots a fire wave which gets deflected

zemouregal: "Huh? Another? What is the meaning of this?!"

christina 2.0: "That woman's an impostor!"

zemouregal: "Impostor, huh? Let me see."

zemoregal brings up his hand then clenches it. the necklace that belongs to the reach christina 2.0 grows a faint red and she clutches her chest in pain, barely able to stand. zemouregal then turns to the fake

zemouregal: "That settles it. Who are you really?"
They see me rollin', they better run...

08-Apr-2018 19:04:41 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2018 19:07:03 by very mad guy

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I telepathically tell Lucien to go to the monastery.

Lucien follows the orders and leaves the gamers grotto, and goes to the Edgevill monastery. Upon reaching there he hears an argument over who is the real Christina. At that point Lucien is pointless on what to do .

I then order Lucien to tell the crowd that he is the real Christina, and the person who they consider the real Cristina is actually Lucien brung back to life.

Lucien obeys and then yells to the crowd in the room. "They both are imposters, I am the real Christina. I was held captive on an unknown island. The person who you are considering as the real Christina is actually Lucien, who was given back life via dark magic in the form of my body! "

*Mean while at the southern portions of the Wilderness near the wall. *

I am riding on top of my Corporeal Beast, that is running at full speed south and causing a shock waves in the ground every time one of its foot makes contact with the ground. I can finally see the Wilderness wall approaching in the extremely far distance.

I whisper into the ears of the beast, "Faster, we can't miss this chance! "

I try to look beyond the wilderness wall, but I still see nothing rising on the other side of the Wilderness Wall.
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09-Apr-2018 01:31:16

Ashlin107

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Hmm well I do have one way to make Balour 2.0 more relevant. Although it still involves some rather controversial means. But it'll open up a few new plot threads reguarding the emperor.

Atop Varrock Castle

Emperor: So the battle begins.

*The emperor notices Balour 2.0 on his own ready to support the rest of the party when needed.*

Emperor: Time to make my move.

Varrock Ground Level

*The emperor then teleports right next to Balour 2.0.*

Balour 2.0: Who are you? Are you a friend or-

*Balour 2.0 is interrupted by a quick stab to the gut from the emperor.*

Emperor: Zemoregul sends his regards.

*The two then teleport away.*

Unknown dungeon

*Balour 2.0 is strapped to chair alive but losing blood.*

Emperor: I see you're awake.

*The emperor places his hand on the wound and it heals but causes Balour 2.0 great pain.*

Emperor: Can't have you dying on us now can we. Now tell me how did you stumble upon that other dimension?

Balour 2.0: What dimension?

Emperor: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Now tell me how did you find that other dimension?

*The emperor shocks Balour 2.0.*

Balour 2.0: I'll never tell you!

Emperor: We shall see.

*The emperor then summons a large collection of torture weapons both high and low tech.*

Emperor: The last person I lent this collection to manage to obtain a rather obedient slave.

Balour 2.0: You monst- ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

*Balour 2.0 is interrupted by being burnt by a hot branding iron on him.*

Emperor: Sooner or latter I'll find your soft spot and you'll tell me everything you know.

(Yea not sure if you'll want Balour 2.0 to go out this way. But like I said this will make the Emperor an even bigger threat latter down the line.)
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09-Apr-2018 13:40:17 - Last edited on 09-Apr-2018 13:40:50 by Ashlin107

Ashlin107

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Monastery

*Duncan continues his undercover investigation of the Monastery and finds locked in a room the motorcycle I went to Edgeville on.*

Duncan: This must be Ashlin's.

*Duncan touches it and is transforms into Legion.*

Legion: Can't an android get some rest around here?

Duncan: You sleep as a motorcycle?

Legion: Yea I saw Cannon do it once so I thought I'd give it a shot. It's quite an effective way of recharging your energy actually.

Zamorakian Monk: Halt who goes there?

Legion: Excuse me one second.

*Legion throws a spike which hits the monk in the forehead. He then grabs the spike and downloads some information from the spike before pulling it out.*

Legion: Ok now I have their memories. Incinerate.

*Legion lets of a quite blast which incinerates the body leaving nothing but ash. Duncan can then hear the sound of an air tight container opening. Legion is then consumed by a swarm of nanites and his appearance changes to exactly that of the Zamorakian monk.*

Legion: There now I have that monk's memories and their appearance we should be able to move about easier. So what shall we do join the battle, around or retake this Monastery?

Varrock Battle

*I assess the the battle and recent events that have unfolded.*

Me: So I didn't quite kill that god when we fought before. Also who was the one that took away Balour 2.0? Clearly he's with Zemoregul but he he's clearly powerful enough to handle all of us on his own. So what's he up to? Doesn't matter I have more important things to worry about.

*I pull out my gun and sword put on a visor like device and leap into the battle as "All might's theme-My Hero Academia" starts playing.*

Me: Never fear because friends because I am here.

Sarah: We already know your here but it's good you finally decided to fight.

*I nod in agreement I then look at the Christina's. I notice one is relieved to see me, and the other two are angry at me but one has another important aspect my visor is picking up on fear.*
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09-Apr-2018 14:11:45

Ashlin107

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(Continued.)

*I shoot the two Christina's with some pain rounds marking each one a different colour the one without fear black and the other red. I then look at the one who's afraid of me. I then charge at her knocking her back.*

Me: That one with red is Lucien. The other is this dimension's Christina and I'm guessing she's Zemoregul's little lap dog. And of course I don't need to explain who our Christina is.

*I then point my sword at Lucien.*

Me: So shall we finish what we started?
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09-Apr-2018 14:18:00

very mad guy
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(about the barlor 2.0 incident, i hate treating my own characters like this (i never felt comfortable fleshing out christina 2.0 for obvious reasons), but the story is already kind of dark and violent. suffering is also not an unfamiliar concept for barlor and it can allow him to serve as even more of a foil. i will reluctantly allow it to happen)

(regarding the christina 2.0 identity crisis, zemouregal has already discovered the fake. to keep her in check, he forces her to wear a magic inhibiting amulet that he can activate at will to simulate a heart attack. he pointed out which was the real one (and by proxy the wearer) by activating it and seeing who reacts. also allows to show just how callous he is since she is technically his wife in this dimension (trophy wife, but still...). i know i have not been good with descriptions regarding this, but i was saving it for later and circumstances forced me to reveal it earlier)

zemouregal: "Hmph. Another unwanted visitor. You've been spoiling my fun since you came here. If you want another fight, fine. I'll let you have another fight."

zemouregal snaps his fingers. ashlin and lucien are transported to an alternate reality. an area with a bland bright purple background and a brown floor with a perfect flat surface. no distractions, no advantages. just ashlin and lucien. they hear zemouregal speaking to them

zemouregal: "Only by fighting to the death can you return. Even so, this place outfitted with a trap. The winner gets out, but not alive. Right now, however, I must turn to someone else."

zemouregal watches over the rest of the group. As they fight their way through the hordes, he summons undead guards, giants, dragons and demons to rush them and sentries at every rooftop fire arrows as the group makes their way towards the castle
They see me rollin', they better run...

09-Apr-2018 21:24:26

Ashlin107

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*I look around the new arena.*

Me: I suppose I could try escaping and leaving Lucien behind. But then again how could I resist this opportunity to tie up a loose end. Besides if I go and just overpower everything this whole plot would be boring. So lets do this!

*I summon a collection of transparent weaponry. Each of them with a ghostly aura coming off them. I then load Soul Shots into my gun. Then my hand becomes transparent and I brush my hand down my sword's blade turning it ghostly.*

Me: Last time I forgot to destroy your soul. But don't worry I don't plan on making the same mistake twice. Ohh and I can't help but notice you look more feminine so I assume you lost some of your godly powers.

Lucien: How dare you!

*Lucien fires a magic blast at me. I dodge this blast and appear directly in front of Lucien in an instant and slash her with my sword. Lucien narrowly dodges but is then stabbed through the shoulder with a soul lance. However as I pull the lance out there is no wound. But Lucien is still clearly feeling the effects of the attack.*

Me: Let me tell you something about soul weaponry. They are only capable of targeting the soul. Meaning by the time I'm through with you you'll be nothing more than a lifeless husk.

*I then knock Lucien back and unload some soul shots in Lucien's direction.*

(I'm going to assume Doorknob will want to take control of Lucien for this fight. This will be interesting since this will be his first duel in Forum Fight even though it isn't his main character.)
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13-Apr-2018 14:36:10

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For the 4th weekend in a row, without warning, the roof starts dunkin'.
A man is in agony, with nowhere to go. A man fills his ears with cloth, but there is no running away from the super autotuned sound nor the repetitive dunk.

The time is now 5am, and the roof keeps dunking. A man has only slept for 4 hours.
With all the thoughts running wild and hateful, a man slams his fist through the door, only to relieve the stress and mindpain into something else, but the sound of a repetitive dunk and autotuned voices lingers.

The time is now 7am, and the tremblin' dunk has vanished. A man with a vengeance gives into the pressure. It's is time to unleash the fury and thunder of his 15 inch JBL. Here comes the Hell March, here comes the Children of Bodom - Let the war begin.

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14-Apr-2018 18:41:54

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I scowl as Legion dispatches the monk.

Legion: Is there a problem?

Me: He could have easily been taken care of without any killing.

Legion shrugs as I pull a small clay jar and brush from the recesses of my cloak. I crouch down to carefully collect the ashes, while continuing the conversation.

Me: Your name’s…Legion, right? I don’t think we’ve been introduced yet. Anyway, if the others need us they have a means of summoning us. I can only stay here for about half an hour though, then the spell will wear off and I’ll have to go on foot…

I show Legion the small crystal.

Legion: You have a portal spell that becomes useless after half an hour?

Me: …I’m still working on that one. I don’t suppose that monk’s memories have any information about this place? Any other prisoners, or maybe a map or something we could find that might help us? If not, I can get us both to the rest of the party now.

(I don’t know whether Mad Guy had plans for what was in the monastery. If he didn’t then I’m happy to come up with something-or if you prefer, Legion and I can join the battle.

Also, I don’t know too much about Legion’s character but I imagine he would find the spell my character’s using unimpressive. I hope I haven’t written something really out of character)




Also, out of nowhere penguins drop onto Haxzell's head

14-Apr-2018 20:32:09 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2018 20:33:44 by Sir Duncan88

very mad guy
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the team makes its way towards the center. jack gets out a charged dragonfire shield and raises it to protect against the arrows that rain down as the bowmen get shot down by sarah. christina makes good use of crumbling undead to take down one zombie after another, albeit with hesitation. i take the front as we push forward, making our way to the center. with a loud roar, a dracolich with the wingspan of three houses hovers over us. it flies away, then swoops down on the city. jack and christina get out of the way, but i wound it with a well placed strike and sarah is just sort of... there. as it curves upwards, sarah is nowhere to be seen. knowing her, i come to the conclusion that she mounted the dragon during its attack and is fighting it atop its own back high in the sky
They see me rollin', they better run...

14-Apr-2018 21:40:33 - Last edited on 17-Apr-2018 18:45:33 by very mad guy

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