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CHAPTER 1: The Beginning

Noob: Where am I?
Sir Van: Hello! Welcome to this basement!
Noob:I don't like you!
Sir Van:Why?
Noob:Cause, where's the death threats?
Sir Van: How about this. You leave or I kill you!
Noob:That's the spirit!
*2 hours later*
Noob:Finally out of that room!
*36 hours later*
Noob:MAN! The tutorial is hard! Well least I'm done.
Lumbridge Guide: YOU!
Noob: Hi!
Lumbridge Guide: YOU KILLED SIR VAN BY SEEING IF HE WAS FIREPROOF YOU MORON!
Noob: So?
Lumbridge Guide: Come with me...
*2 hours later*
Noob: Where am I?
Lumbridge Guide: Jail...
Noob: What happens if I bite the bars?*Bites* OW!
Lumbridge Guide: Good-bye...
Goblin: How long have you been in here?
Noob:YEARS! :O *30 minutes later*
Noob: Got any 2s?
Goblin: I ate them.
Noob: Are they good?
Goblin:No.
*Noob eats them*
Noob:... YUMMY!
Goblin:...
???:Yo? Is someone named Noob in here?
Noob: What's a noob?
???:Whatever... I'm here to rescue you!
Noob:Why?
???:I heard you are stupid enough to kill Sir Van...besides I'm bored.
*Gets Noob out of cell and locks door*
Goblin: What about me?
???:No one cares.*Leaves Jail with Noob* I am Deadassasin3!
Noob: Are you a boy?
Deadassasin3: :@ Noob: Anyway... what do you wanna do?
Deadassasin3:Well, to prevent you from doing stupid things we'll take a Runescape tour than do an easy quest!
Noob:What's a tour?
Deadassasin3:... First we'll take you to preschool...

WILL NOOB GET THROUGH PRESCHOOL?FIND OUT ON THE NEXT STORY!!!

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CHAPTER 2: Preschool
Noob:Where are we?
Deadassasin3:For the millionth time. PRESCHOOL!
Noob: What's a time?
Deadassasin3:... I'll be your teacher.
*Later*
Deadssasin3: I would like to register as a preschool teacher.
Secretary: You certainly have a nice profile. You are apllied!
Noob: Who is this ugly manlady?
*Later*
Deadassasin3: Niiiiiiice. You got us kicked out. For life...
Noob: How would I know if a manlady like that care if I play with those giant rocks between her dress?
Deadassasin3: THOSE "ROCKS" ARE CALLED!... Oh, never mind...
Noob:Now what?
Deadassasin3:Easy. I'll teach what you need to know on Runescape tour!
Noob:What's a teach?
Deadassasin3:...

WITH THEIR DISGUSTING FAILURE WITH SCHOOL, DEADASSASIN3 DECIDES TO TEACH HIM ON THE TOUR! WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE TOUR? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF NOOB!!!

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Chapter 3- The Tour

Deadassasin3: This is Lumbridge Castle! This where you go when...
Lumbridge Guide: WHAT?! YOU ESCAPED?! Well then, guards! SEIZE THEM!
Deadassasin3:RUN!!!
*10 minutes later*
Deadassasin3:What was THAT all about?
Noob: Heh, funny story...
Deadassasin3:...Let's move on...
*In Varrock*
Deadassasin3:This is Varrock! It holds the Grand Exchange! A place where you get nearly ANYTHING!Noob?
Noob: HERE!
Deadassasin3:Where did you go?
Noob:Got somethings from the Grand Exchange.
Deadassasin3: What did you get?
Noob: Partyhats and godswords.
Deadassasin3:WHOA! THAT MUST COST BILLIONS!
Noob: What? No, I stole it!
Deadassasin3: STOLE IT?!!!
Guards: There they are!
Deadassasin3:...
*Later*
Deadassasin3: Well, I guess this means the tour is over.NOW THAT WE ARE IN JAIL!!!
Goblin: HEY! You dorks! You could have freed me!
Deadassasin3:Noob, kill him!
Noob: What do I get?
Deadassasin3: 1 gold coin.
Noob: REALLY?! ALRIGHT!
*Later*
Deadassasin3: Noob died... Good.
*Kills Goblin*
Deadassasin3:Well I'm leaving to find noob.

WITH THEIR STUPID BRUSH WITH THE LAW, THEIR TOUR WAS A FAILURE.NOW THEY MUST DO A QUEST! WILL THEY SUCEED? OR FAIL? FIND OUT ON EPISODE 4!

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Chapter 4: The Quest
Deadassasin3:Well time to do the easiest quest on Runescape Cook's... NOOB! WHAT IS THAT?!
Noob:Vomit, why?
Deadassasin3:Well don't...*gulp* eat it...
Noob:YUMMY!
Deadassasin3:...We'll talk to the Cook, and don't mess with the Lumbridge Guide, I hate jail.
Noob: O.K.
*12 hours later*
Noob:MAN! He's a long talker.
Deadassasin3:No, it was that... IT TOOK YOU 12 HOURS TO FIND HIM!
Noob:Well, he wants a pie.
Deadassasin3:CAKE!
Noob:Whatever.
*At the chicken coop*
Noob: DIE CHICKEN!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:YOU DIED TO A CHICKEN?!!!
Noob: And a level 1 rat.
Deadassasin3:...Heres the egg.
*At the cow pasture*
Deadassasin3:Now use your bucket on the cow.
Noob:What's a bucket? Hey what is that...
Cow:MOO!!!
Deadassasin3:Noob! That's his*Noob screams* utter...
*Later*
Deadassasin3: I got your milk... and your restraining order to never enter the pasture.
Noob:COOL!DYING TO COWS IS FUN!
*Later, at the mill*
Deadassasin3:*GASPS* You nearly killed me!
Noob: But I got the flour!
Deadassasin3:With my help! Besides you destroyed the mill!
Noob:So I broke the pillars that held it up...
*At the castle*
Cook: Do you have it?
Deadassasin3:Yes... one tasty treat for the Duke...
Noob:Tasty?O.K. I'll try it, I hear they taste good!
Deadassasin3: DON"T EAT THE*GULP* cake...
Noob: THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER HAD! I LOVE CAKE!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:Noob, you took stupidity to a new level. YOU GOT US BANNED FROM A QUEST!
Noob:What's a quest?
Deadassasin3:What am I goin to do with... WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! I'll teach you to fight!
Noob:What's a fight?
Deadassasin3:... Let's go...
WITH THEIR DUMBEST FAILURE YET, THEY GET BANNED FROM A QUEST!WILL TRAINING WORK OUT? OR WILL HIS STUPIDITY AND ADDICTION TO CAKE MESS THEM UP?FIND OUT ON EPISODE 5!

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CHAPTER 5: Training
Deadassasin3:Alright Noob, here's your first station. Cows, and the owner is distracted so she won't see you kill her cows!
Owner: Oh this soap opera is so sad!*sobs*
Deadassasin3:FIGHT!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:You lost to a cow...
Noob:So?
*MUCH later*
Deadassasin3:WTF?! You have lost to a man, ram, giant rat, chicken, and a normal rat!
Noob:Cool!
Deadassasin3:Well I'm gonna have cake...
Noob:CAKE! WHERE?!
Deadassasin3:Wait a sec...
*Later*
Deadassasin3:NOOB! You beat The King Black Dragon,Kalphite Queen, and beat the Fight Caves! Cake may be useful. You actually accomplished something!
Noob:YAY! I have never accomplished anything!
Deadassasin3:Er... uh well... anyway now we shall make the OMEGA cake!
Noob: :O OMEGA CAKE?!!! I'M IN!

WITH NOOBS FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE FINALLY MET A GOAL!TO MAKE A CAKE THAT WILL GIVE NOOB ULTIMATE POWER!WILL THEY SUCCEED?OR WILL SOMETHING GO WRONG?FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!

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