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CHAPTER 6: The OMEGA CAKE
Deadassasin3: O.K.... First we need 10 tons of flour...
Noob: I'll find it!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:Noob.
Noob:Yes?
Deadassasin3:Where did you get that flour?
Noob: Off your life savings!
Deadassasin3:WHAT?!!! I WAS SAVING FOR A GODSWORD!!!
Noob: Too late now.
*Later*
Noob: I will never steal from you again!
Deadassasin3: I will eat a cake in front of you again if you do that!Now we need 100,000 eggs!
Noob: I'll go get my dragon egg.
Deadassasin3:NO! I'LL DO THIS!Hey, wait, where did you get that?WAIT A MINUTE! I know where you... ACK King Black Dragon!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:Thanks for getting me killed!3 times!!!
Noob:No problem.
Deadassasin3:Now we need 10,000 liters of milk.
Noob:I will...
Deadassasin3: DON'T YOU DARE!
*Later*
Cows:Moo...
Deadassasin3: Don't worry Noob, the milk lady is distracted!
Milk Lady:*Cries* This soap opera is so sad!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:ARGH! My hands are covered with, oh my...er anyway, I've finally got all the ingredients after milking for 10 hours!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:Here Noob, the best cake ever made by a level 99 Cooking chef!
Chef:YOU OWE ME BIG TIME!
Deadassasin3: O.K.! Now eat!
*10 seconds later*
Deadassasin3:You ate a 10 story cake in 10 seconds...
Noob: THAT WAS DELICIOUS! SO DELICIOUS, THAT I CAN'T DO MY CAKE DEATH MOVE!
Deadassasin3:WHAT?!!!!! I WASTED A WHOLE DAY, and my life savings, SO YOU COULD NEVER PULL OFF THAT MOVE AGAIN?!!!
Noob:Guess so. Can you make me another one?
Deadassasin3:NO!!!I'm...so...angry... TIME FOR THE PUNISHMENT!!!!!
Noob: Punishment?
Deadassasin3:YOU WILL PAY!
Noob: O Boy! More cake!
Deadassasin3:...

AFTER DESTROYING THEIR CAKE DEATH MOVE[I know it sounds weird lol]DEADASSASIN3[he owns]IS PUNISHING HIM! THE PAIN WILL BE IMMENSE! SEE NOOB GET ON THE VERGE OF INSANITY[as if this story wasn't weird enough lol]ON EPISODE 7!

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CHAPTER 7: THE PUNISHMENT PART 1
Deadassasin3: Alright noob,time for the physical torture. You must make it to the top of that 100 story tower!
*Has dramatic music in back showing deadly obstacles*
Noob: Ooooo nice theme music, and that course looks easy!
*Later*
Deadassasin3:Here's obstacle 1, the fire maze! Well make this quick, it cost a lot of money for this and I want to sell it...
Noob: I thought I stole all your money?
Deadassasin3: Not all of it! :P *Later*
Deadassasin3:That was sad.
Noob: So I caught my hair on fire and got myself killed...
*Later[you will see this alot lol]*
Deadassasin3: Obstacle 2! The Theif's Delight!
Noob: Oboy delight!
*Noob screams continually every trap he gets killed by, and screams when sees a rock*
Deadassasin3: Obstacle 3. A course so hard Skychi and other Runescape legends would hang their heads in shame. THE NOOB KILLER 3000!
Noob: Wait! I'm a noob! I think.
Deadassasin3: This obstacle includes:Mithril dragons,and traps you would need 100 agility to get past!
Noob:Easy.
*Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay later*
Deadassasin3: Noob, your prize for taking 12 hours on this course is 1 coin!
Noob: Awesome! It was worth it! Hey what's that ticking noise?
*Coin explodes*
Deadassasin3: So how was the course?
Noob: Easy!*His arm falls off and dies*

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Chapter 7: THE PUNISHMENT PART 2
Deadassasin3: Now for mental torture!
Noob: But I don't have a brain!
Deadassasin3:I know.
*Later*
Noob: Why did you strap me to table?
Deadassasin3: So you don't run away.Here's a cake with more than needed sugar in it!
Noob: Why thanks!
*Deadassasin3 eats cake*
Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE CAKE!!!!!
Deadassasin3:And heres a cake!
*Stomps on it*
Noob:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!!!!!
*Later after doing all cake tortures known to man*
Noob: I WANT OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Deadassasin3:Sure, after the closer!
*Grabs cakes and gives it to charity, school, and Noobs hillbilly parents*
Noob: ALRIGHT YOU WIN! NO HUMAN CAN WITHSTAND THIS! I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!! I LOSE YOU WIN!
Deadassasin3: Ah I love that scream.
*Realeases Noob*
Deadassasin3:You are a handful!2 handfuls! I need help. Oh! I know! I'll hire permanent assistance!
Noob: I am easy to take care of! Now give me a 10,000 beers and 100,000 cakes.
Deadassasin3:Wait, when did you like beer?
Noob: A looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time before we met. :D
WITH NOOB'S TORTURE, HE ADMITS DEFEAT! I KNOW, ODD. BUT NOW THEY NEED HELP TO CONTAIN NOOB'S, NOOBINESS.WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE ON NOOB, THE SADDEST NOOB EVER!!!

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ALRIGHT FOLKS! I AM ASKING PEOPLE TO JOIN THE CAST FOR THE NEXT EPSIODES! POST IF YOU WANT TO AND I WILL ACCEPT! POST AWAY!AND DONT RAMBLE THE SIZE OF THIS MESSAGE IS SPAM! OK IT'S ANNOYING!








































































































































































































































































































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01-Oct-2008 21:25:13 - Last edited on 06-Oct-2008 23:23:48 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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CHAPTER 8: A NEW FRIEND
Deadassasin3: Ugh! No one is responding to my letters, what could have gone wrong?
Noob: Oh! I know why! I ate the letters!
Deadassasin3: Why Saradomin, why?!!!
???: Hello? Heard about the offer!
Deadassasin3: THANK SARADOMIN! I am Deadassasin3, and this, is my incredibly stupid sidekick, Noob.
???: What's his name?
Deadassasin3:Noob, I am serious!
???:Uh, o.k. My name is Groovy Gal62. I like cheese!
Deadassasin3: Oh no! Please don't tell you are a food addict!
Groovy Gal62: Yes. :D Deadassasin3:Uggggh...
Groovy Gal62: What food does Noob like?
Deadassasin3:Cake and beer.
Groovy Gal62: Yuck! Gross!
*Noob gets really mad and beats Groovy up*
Groovy Gal62: Man! Does he always do that?
Deadassasin3:Yes.
Groovy Gal62: Cheese is good!
Noob: Cheese? Where?
Deadassasin3:Uh, subject change? Well, I decided to make Noob work in a bakery!
Noob: YAY!Wait, why?
Deadassasin3: SO YOU DON'T STEAL MY MONEY!
Groovy Gal62: Uh, where's my gold?
Deadassasin3:NOOB!
Noob: O.K. I'll give it back.
Groovy Gal62: The bakery we are going to work at, does it have cheese?
Deadassasin3: IT HAS EVERYTHING!
Groovy Gal62 and Noob: YAY!
Deadassasin3: Let's go!
Noob: Where are we going?
Deadassasin3: Oh boy...

SO TO PREVENT MORE MONEY THEFT, DEADASSASIN3 DECIDES TO WORK IN A BAKERY! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE MYSTERIOUS GROOVY GAL62 WITH THEM?IS SHE FRIEND OR FOE? FIND OUT ON EPISODE 9!

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